I've never been one for earning a laugh at Jennifer Lopez' expense. Perhaps I'm getting soft in my old age. Perhaps it's this lingering wish that J-Lo will abandon her music career and star in another Steven Soderberg film. So I'm taking no glee or pleasure from this report. If the Enquirer is to be believed (*cough*), Lopez mightly wants to bear husband Marc Anthony's seed - but the male singing sensation insists he's done with kids. That has to have Jennifer seeing red. Or, at least, seeing Violet.

Why doesn't Mark want more? Because he already has (wait for it)...THREE KIDS! Oh, come, on, you wuss!  I have six on a fraction of your income!  Be a man and make your woman happy!!

Ahem. Sorry, Mark. Had to get that out of my system somehow.