Hollywood's Hottest Dad
51% of you voted Hugh Jackman the Hottest Dad in Hollywood by a landslide. Wolverine edged out Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp -- and we can see why.
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Best Stepdad
How cool would it be to have Ashton Kutcher as your stepdad? Pretty cool, according to 52% of you. After all, you wouldn't have to teach him how to send a text message or use Twitter! Kutcher is pictured here in 2007 with stepdaughters Rumer and Tallulah Willis.
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Who cares about IQ?
Not ParentDish readers! 80% of you said that this 24-year-old UK mom should be allowed to keep her baby--even after social workers said she was "too stupid" to take care of her.
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Enough With the Gosselins!
Will you buy Kate Gosselin's cookbook? 64% of you say no -- and you're also tired of hearing about her.
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Best Babysitters
31% of you said that you would leave your kids with Ellen and Portia, while only 9% would trust Oprah to babysit. Interesting, since none of the celebs are parents.
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Fav Celeb Mom
Jennifer Garner is your favorite celebrity mom, beating out Angelina Jolie and First Lady Michelle Obama with 37% of the vote.
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Bad Mommy
Dina Lohan and Courtney Love tied for worst celebrity mom, each with 32% of your votes. Only 3% of you said that Kate Moss was a bad mom, though, which says a lot -- mostly what a mess Dina Lohan is.
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Unimpressed
Only 8% of you think Bristol Palin a better parent than baby daddy Levi. [Get the full story]
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Octo Overload?
60% of you are worried about her kids. Maybe because she reportedly once stripped under the name "Angelina?" [Get the full story]
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Tough to Swallow
45% of you said this Burger King ad was "totally inappropriate." What would the King say? [Get the full story]
YouTube
When 16-month-old Miranda pressed the Elmo
button on her new interactive book about potty training, Elmo asked, "Who wants to die?" 
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JT 1-04-2006 @ 2:50PM
I know that's wrong on a million levels, but I laughed anyway. Oops.
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JeaHAvee 1-05-2006 @ 7:15AM
To me it sounds like Elmo is laughing then says "you wet the bed" which in fact is worst cus the last thing you want is Elmo Laugh at you cus you wet the bed. imagine turning "of age" and wetting the bed during a good dream and having him pop up in a night mare
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Debra Silver 1-10-2006 @ 8:13AM
I think THAT version of Elmo should be for a gag gift for the untrained adults, and they should make a better, more encouraging version for trainee toddlers! I didn't find it so funny. Look at it from the toddlers trainee's perspective!
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Chai 'n Jen 1-26-2006 @ 5:01AM
I'm sorry. That was creepy and funny at the same time. Gave me goosebumps though lol Who wnats to die? hehehe
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Ethan 1-26-2006 @ 4:52PM
Oh my gosh...
I saw this on the news then checked it on the web...
that is flippin wrong it's not even Funny!!
If i were the parents I would sue there pants off then burn and beat the book to death on national T.V!!!
Although was I was younger I had a Po from the teltubbies that said somthing like that.... we took the voice box out.
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