My wife called me from Bed Bath & Beyond this afternoon and said, "You have GOT to blog this." Far be it from me to disappoint. The Hostess Twinkies Bake Set, which retails for $19.99, allows you to create your own sugar-filled heart attack caplets. Just what you need before setting the kids down to bed! The kit comes with a spatula that can withstand the temperature of a sun going nova and a tray for baking up to eight Twinkies at once. The best part, though? The "icing injector", which you use to fill the cake with glucose-propelling goodness. Needless to say, nothing in the rules requires you use the injector to insert the standard creme filling. As the BB&B site says, "be creative". I'm thinking Cool Whip blended with strawberries. Mmmmm...

Honestly, we may end up buying this. Even if we only use it once, the kitsch value is too good to pass up. Besides, I have to know: what the hell do you do with the Hostess Mascot in the picture?? It is functional, or is it the world's cheesiest serving tray?