Katie Holmes baby watch: Still massively pregnant

by Stefania Butler (Subscribe to Stefania Butler's posts) Apr 5th 2006 5:32PM

Categories: Pregnancy & Birth, Bump Watch, Celeb Kids, Life & Style, Rumors, Playground Bureau, Media

Here's a photo of Katie from Perez Hilton.

Wow. She is huge.

I mean, I've been pregnant twice, and, still, that looks weird to me. (No wondering people were looking at me funny when I was out shopping for sheets the night Wallie was born.)

I wonder if she'll be able to keep her knees together until May 5 when Mission Impossible III opens? Wait, what am I saying, of course she'll be able to! She can have her fake alien baby anytime.

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Angelica 4-05-2006 @ 5:52PM

That picture is amazingly bizarre! It literally looks like a basketball suspended under her top. It's a separate entity...weird...entirely weird.

LB 4-05-2006 @ 6:03PM

I am soooo not in that pro-free-Katie camp, but in her defense (wince) I looked very strange when I carried my footling breech baby. And the baby before dropped really low and basketball-y right before being born...who knows

ctw 4-05-2006 @ 6:21PM

I've had six kids and I NEVER looked like that. Something is terribly wrong!

Stacey 4-05-2006 @ 6:25PM

It looks so weird that it almost looks fake....

LB 4-05-2006 @ 6:28PM

different view-
http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,19884,1180138,00.html

Kristen 4-05-2006 @ 6:58PM

Ugh. Looks bizarre to me from any angle. And can she not take any topical cold sore meds? She can't scream fine, but what about some campho-phenique or something?

And even bizarrer is that coat?

PS I'll believe it's real when I see it.

Angelica 4-05-2006 @ 6:59PM

I saw the view on 'People'. It was much more believeable! PHEW (letting out sigh of relief) now I can continue on my quest for the PERFECT baby gift!

Scarbie Doll 4-05-2006 @ 7:48PM

That can't be real! That's gotta be an April Fool's. Is she giving birth to L Ron Hubbard?

sandy 4-05-2006 @ 8:03PM

There's a video of that at splash news.

Look at her POSTURE. Look at her walking and notice how easily and quickly she gets into the car.

Just click on "video" in the "login" box, and there gonna be a page with different videos. Katie's one is there.
http://www.splash-video.com/index2.pgi

christy 4-05-2006 @ 8:26PM

What's really weird is that it juts straight out from her hips. On the bright side, it must be nice to have a shelf to set drinks, hors d'ouevres and your copy of Dianetics on.

Ethel 4-05-2006 @ 8:30PM

I'm wondering about stretch marks... Flabby skin... Alien babies.

Daisy 4-05-2006 @ 9:17PM

That baby is so sucking the life right out of her (typical of Tom's baby)! She is all belly. Looks so fake!

Victoria 4-05-2006 @ 9:24PM

It looks like the wind is blowing her top out a little. Please, let it be the wind!

redradish 4-05-2006 @ 11:56PM

She's a freak for sleeping with Tom Cruise - God knows what's in her belly!

Laura Snow 4-06-2006 @ 7:51AM

I guess I'm the only one who can't see what you all see in that small pic. I will have to look for a bigger version. I think they are adopting and for some reason are making the whole pregnancy up. Just seems to CONVENIENT for publicity.. pregnant and engaged for War of the Worlds and baby due for MI3? Ironic I tell ya!

LS 4-06-2006 @ 9:19AM

How could she be THAT pregnant and not have gained an ounce in her face or hands? I didn't gain much when I was pregnant, but toward the end, it showed in my face, fingers, toes, etc. I've *never* known anyone to keep that svelte a figure, except for a beach ball protruding from their belly button....

Heather 4-06-2006 @ 9:32AM

When I was pregnant with my dd you could not tell I was pregnant from behind til about 7 months. But I still gained a little weight in my hands and face. That just looks strange that she is ALL belly. What are the feeding her?

Velma 4-06-2006 @ 10:55AM

I think maybe she already HAD the baby, and they are freakishly covering it up for some freaky reason. All those "Silent Birth" placards at the house last week? She had that baby at home a week or two ago, I bet. It has been strange all along. It will continue to be strange. And I will continue to be scarily fascinated by this relationship.

Eden 4-06-2006 @ 12:56PM

She was showing at about the same rate I was. My son is now three and a half months old. I remember in October BB speculated that she was about 5 months along.

CJ 4-06-2006 @ 1:25PM

Shes already had that baby! I'd lay good money on it! I'm 7 months along and am moving a bit slow! You see how tight her pants are in the people picture? How many women do you know that have ever been pregnant wear there pants that tight DURING pregnancy? I'm telling you I bet shes already had the little guy and hes at home in the "serenity and god like state" lol

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