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Best & Worst Munchies for Kids: a mini crit of parents.com's list

Categories: Eating & nutrition, That's entertainment

Parents.com recently sent me an e-postcard with links to several of their articles, and I just had to follow the one about best and worst munchies for kids. Binx is just getting old enough to start eating things you might term "munchies," and yesterday during a tense few moments at Goodwill I tried to mollify him with the closest thing they sold to food - Combos! (For those who haven't had Combos, they're very salty pretzels filled with very salty cheese-food. They sent a brilliant orange drool stream down his front. Luckily we were cruising Goodwill shirtless. Oh, we were a classy family yesterday.)

Figuring Combos would not be on the Parents.com best list - and that I might get some good ideas - I clicked away. But I was disappointed to find that their list was extremely basic, without any explanation of the choices.

Strangest of all, the best list was topped by a classic but inexplicable choice. #1: American Cheese. Now, I love some American Cheese and always did as a child. But Binx is new to this eating thing, and doesn't know didn't know about the cheap and brilliant cheese experience until yesterday. There is still time to introduce him to much finer cheeses while his brain is young and malleable. In a world with crumbly Goudas aged to perfection, mouthwatering local organic Cheddars, string cheeses in their own kid-happy packs, and creamy lumpy Bries ready for exploring fingers, why on earth would any dietitian top any best munchies list with specifically American cheese?

It kind of made me doubt the rest of the best-for-kids list, which included some of the foods I loved best as a child andprobably shouldn't have had so much of. Like pizza, chocolate milk, and ground beef. Yes, those were on the best list. And nary an edamame, round of sushi, or healthy Turkey meatball to be found.

Moving on to the worst list, I found I was very much in agreement with Mindy Hermann, R.D., the list's creator. Her no-nos are a veritable whos who of the delicious and bad-for-you food group, including the royal triumvirate of hot dogs, donuts, and french fries. Damn, I know she's right about all those.

And who am I to cast doubt on Parents.com's list anyway? Literally as I write this, I look over to find my 1-year-old son happily munching on dry dog food. Oh Mindy, I bet that's not on anyone's best list, is it?

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