Sean Preston Federline tops worst dressed list

by Karen Walrond (Subscribe to Karen Walrond's posts) Aug 14th 2006 7:33AM

Categories: Celeb Kids, Life & Style, Media, That's Entertainment

From the I - can't - believe - I'm - contributing - to - coverage - of - this files: According to US Magazine, Sean Preston Federline, infant son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, has topped Esquire Magazine's annual Worst Dressed Men list. The Esquire article, in referring to the "honour," says "being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is...As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat."

Sean Preston is a good company -- singers Marc Anthony and Axl Rose also apparently made the list.

And yet...

... is it just me, or are you also seized by an irresistible urge to grab the publishers of Esquire and scream, "DUDES! HE'S A BABY!"

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Amanda. 8-14-2006 @ 8:14AM

Well, after the "We're country! We drive with babies on our laps!!!" incident, I'm just happy wee Sean Preston is alive to have his duds mocked.

That said, get a life GQ. Not only is it mean spirited to pick on an infant; it's a Worst Dressed Men list. Men. Meeeeeeeeeeen. Key word here: men.

They're just trying to sell magazines and get coverage and here I am posting away so.... your wish is granted, GQ.

Laura Snow 8-14-2006 @ 8:32AM

http://www.girlonfire.net/SPF check this out.. I was bored one day and played around... I'm a BIG Gymboree fan for my toddler boy but Britney makes it look like walmart clothes when it's in fact very cute. She just must pull random pieces out of the closet while blindfolded...

Anna 8-14-2006 @ 8:56AM

You know, I have to say I'm not fan of Britney in any way, but leave the girl alone for God's sakes. How can someone pick on a BABY?! Obviously, Sean cannot dress himself, so this was yet another attack on Britney...but in an even cheaper way.

She may not be the brightest star in the sky, but she obviously loves her child. It is a shame the media will not leave her be and let her focus on her life. I know she says she doesn't care what people think, but her actions show that she does (renewing wedding vows after 2 years. What's so stale after only 2 years I wonder?) However, if the media doesn't leave this girl alone, she'll be in a mental hospital by the time she's 30.

LS 8-14-2006 @ 10:26AM

Ok, I just have to say this (begging myself for forgiveness for being so incredibly petty)... they're saying Sean is the "worst dressed" with that picture of Brittney in a (way too small) black bra and a white tank top????

karrie 8-14-2006 @ 1:38PM

Aside from the fact that his mother seems to forget to put pants on him, I think he's cute.

I also think GQ was out of line since the poor kid cannot help who his parents are or how they (forget to) dress him.

Julie 8-15-2006 @ 2:10PM

GQ is not out of line. You know there are a ton of chihuahuas out there dressed far better than Sean. We can only hope when Sean gets older he wont take after his parents fashion sense.

Mica 8-15-2006 @ 2:12PM

you can't blame the child. ha cannot dress himself and i agree with the others that say it is a cheap shot from gq at britney. they need to leave her alone. i agree that she evidentally forgets to fully dress him as in the above pictures show him with no pants on. but hey he is still cute.

Cherokee231 8-15-2006 @ 2:12PM

This is so appalling. What are these sick twisted individuals stooping to Leave the infant alone!!Law suites should be filed against you low-lifers!! I would never waste my money buying this garbage/trash magazines. Destroying the stars is one thing but attacking their infants is another!! Have any of you low-life's any shame

Nikki 8-15-2006 @ 2:16PM

OMG!!!! What is this?!! First, the media picks on poor Britney, now her baby?!! That's the one of the dumbest things I've ever heard!(The first being 7th Heaven's resurrection.) Anyway, Sean isn't even old enough to walk yet, so how the hell can he be on a worst dressed list when he doesn't know what he's wearing!! I think this a more subtle attack on Britney. Maybe Britney isn't so bright, but she loves her child. And even though I'm not famous, I know what it's like to be attacked for no good reason. But I think in the end, all of the BS that's happening right now, she will come out much stronger.

P.S. Leave the poor woman alone!! MY GOD!!! If you wanna pick on someone, pick on Hilary Duff or 7th Heaven!!

Angela 8-15-2006 @ 2:18PM

You shouldn't consider yourself a profesional. AOL should be embarrassed to continue with this boring Brittany BASHING! Who gives a damn what her children wear? Not the majority of your readers! Take a poll or pick on Jessica Simpson or something.

Ana 8-15-2006 @ 2:21PM

What a crock. For God's sake he is an innocent BABY. That is just ugly and mean. The assholes at GQ should be shot. Fucking dumbasses. It is sickening that a baby would get picked on just because some of the faggy douchebags at GQ do not care for Britney. It is just plain nasty. It does not matter how anyone feels towards the mother. DON'T PICK ON CHILDREN ASSHOLES!!

Kelly 8-15-2006 @ 2:21PM

Britney can dress the baby however she wants....Why is everyone so worried about the little things in LIFE!!

Lillie Williams 8-15-2006 @ 2:25PM

I cannot believe that magazines have no better than to put a baby on the worst dressed men list. News must be real scarce. I would love to meet the person who had this idea and better still the person who approved it for publishing.

hank 8-15-2006 @ 2:26PM

People, People, People!! Do we seriously not have anything better to do with our time then judge the way Britney Spears dresses her kid? I mean really I know my mom and every other mom in the world has days when theeir kid runs around in a diaper or a t-shirt. come on people give her a break she is just getting things back to ya know normal with her husband and from what all the magazines say she's been in the studio recording some stuff, people just chill about how she dresses HER baby!!

Grizzy 8-15-2006 @ 2:30PM

I very rarely make comments, but I just had to say something here. WTF???
One of the posters on here even went so far as to research each item the baby is wearing, where it was bought, and how much each item cost. WTF???
This whole situation is way out of hand. The one poster who made a comment that made any sense was the one who said, "If the media doesn't leave poor Britney alone, she will end up in a mental hospital." I agree.
What is all this fascination with her and her baby? So what if he isn't wearing any pants. It's summertime, for pete's sake. I see babies all the time in nothing but their diapers during hot weather and no one says anything. Just because the baby is Britney Spears' baby the whole U.S. is up in arms. I know, if I don't like what I see, don't read it. But somebody needs to point out the fact that all of these people dissing Britney all of the time need to get a life. Now her baby is making a Worst-Dressed MEN'S list??? Something is VERY WRONG with this picture, and it's definitely NOT Britney.

Nicole 8-15-2006 @ 2:31PM

Are you kidding me!!! Who makes fun of a baby??!!!!

Camille 8-15-2006 @ 2:35PM

Crazy! They add him to the list of worst dressed!? He is dressed the same way we all dress our infants...like babies. I do have to say it looks like Britney gets his clothes at Walmart (like REAL people). I guess that isn't good enough for GQ. That's why real people don't buy that magazine. If she hired the "Queer Eye" guys to dress her baby, he'd probably make it to their best dressed list.

Renee 8-15-2006 @ 2:45PM

Get a life people. And a sense of humor. They were JOKING.

Barbara Hollar 8-15-2006 @ 2:45PM

Why would anyone expect white trash to dress her baby nicely? Can't make a silk purse out of sow's ear. The baby is not the one at fault here. Perhaps GQ was just trying to send a message to "hasn't got a clue" Britney!!

Vanessa 8-15-2006 @ 2:45PM

How can you sleep at night after publishing such garbage? Is there nothing better in the world to talk about? Sean Preston is an innocent little baby....As for Britney, she is a human with feelings...Doesn't anyone remember that? It is so sad that everyone trashes her without even knowing her....I wish her and Kevin the very best...I wish them nothing but continued success and happiness in their future....God Bless them!!

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