Suri Cruise's "bronzed poop"
Categories: Celeb Kids
The media speculation about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter Katie has reached an, ahem, interesting peak.Daniel Edwards, the artist that created a sculpture of Britney Spears on all fours, giving birth, has continued on with his love of celebrity offspring.
How about Suri Cruise's bronzed first poo? The official title is "Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop" and it represents the first solid meal that their daughter "consumed."
While I find the poo a little disturbing and of course, hilarious, I'm confused as to how much Edwards actually looked into the bodily functions of infants considering the size and consistency of the "bronzed" turd. Of course, his version of Spears' birth was a little off, too, considering she had what I'm assuming was a scheduled c-section.
What's next? Angelina Jolie's afterbirth?
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momma2mingbu 8-31-2006 @ 11:07AM
This guy has a pretty weird concept of what is art.
And someone ought to tell him that breastfed infants shouldn't start solids until *6* months and that even when they do, there poop will look more like peanut butter than like that massive turd he created.
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Taras 8-31-2006 @ 11:44AM
It is an interesting theme for discussion..., but why not who does not wish to make comments on this theme?
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Shetha 8-31-2006 @ 12:16PM
Argh -- don't say "Angelina Jolie's afterbirth" - the artist might see!!! Besides -- they've already been frozen in wax, which is still weird, even if it is Madame Tussaud's...
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Sandy 9-01-2006 @ 1:41PM
I'm guessing that Angelina Jolie used her placenta to make a tasty soup and it's no longer available for bronzing.
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davidkesting 9-01-2006 @ 8:58PM
Thank you for your recent article concerning our exhibition of "Suri Cruise's First Poop" and its corresponding eBay auction. Unfortunately the gallery was in a move to ensure the sanctity of the auction, had to re-list the item, despite achieving an auction price of over US $7000 dollars. The new ebay auction is being held at: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200023169600
This was done in an effort to ensure the galleries dedication to making this auction run a smoothly as possible and that we will not participate in, nor support malicious bidders, or tactics to inflate the price of Daniel Edwards' artwork.
We expect the item to sell for well over the previous listed mark, and hope that our efforts to secure this auction will reflect our good intentions to Daniel's collectors. Please note this is the bronzed original that is being auctioned and is not a duplicate or copy.
If at all possible please take this moment to update any existing links on your website to point to our new eBay auction address: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200023169600
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter
David Kesting
Capla Kesting Fine Art
121 Roebling St
Brooklyn NY 11211
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