New flash: Anna Nicole Smith is a mess. Again. And pregnant. Again.
Categories: Bump Watch, Celeb Parenting, Rumors
"I might be pregnant again...Did that just come out?"
Yes, Anna. It did.
Meanwhile, a Los Angeles judge ordered that Smith submit her daughter for a paternity test. Larry Birkhead, her ex-boyfriend is still insisting that he's the father -- not Howard K. Stern, Smith's current beau. This means that Smith either a) was having sex with both at the same time, or b) is knowingly denying Mr. Birkhead his paternal rights because she's shacking up with someone new. Classy Anna, real classy.
But wait, Smith apparently told a Mr. G Ben Thompson, her landlord, that he was the father of her baby. After informing Smith that he'd long ago had a vasectomy, Thompson evicted Smith from the home he currently rents to her. She's got 48 hours to pack.
Oh, Anna. I'm totally mortified you're having another child. Congratulations.
(Thanks to Salon for the links!)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 15)
Fire 12-01-2006 @ 2:07PM
Why is it our business what she does. Leave her alone already.
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Cindy Varner 12-02-2006 @ 4:07PM
Just cause you see all the stupid stuff Anna does on TV doesn't mean that she is incapable of being a loving mother. She needs to quit the drugs partying and learn to be a good mother...Look at her family, Keith Ablow show all they did is cut her down, A little help from a psycologist could work wonders, we could all use one at times, NO ONE IS PERFECT...
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Mikey dee 12-01-2006 @ 2:11PM
Hopefully the worst is behind you, and the future is better for you. Stay strong
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LI Gal 12-05-2006 @ 10:48AM
I agree!!! Who's business is it anyway. "NON CELEBRITIES" do the same things she is doing on a daily basis but no one knows about it! Leave her alone, she has been through hell this year and I wouldn't change places with her in a million years.
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Jerry 12-01-2006 @ 2:18PM
This TRAMP is a " F'n WHORE " !!!!!!! Why does any
media outlet waste space reporting the everyday goings
on of this Tabloid SLUT !!!!!! Is society really that
mindless, clueless, and absolutely brain dead when it
comes to this sort of rag trash !!! God Help Us !!!
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jennifer leigh 12-01-2006 @ 2:13PM
Anna needs to read my new book! I feel badly for her.
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DEBBIE 12-01-2006 @ 2:18PM
ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS A TOPIC THAT IS BORING. SHE CAN'T TALK WITHOUT SLURRING, AND SHE'S EITHER A LOW IQ OR ON DRUGS. I AGREE WITH FIRE ONLY THAT SHE'S DEFINITELY NO SOMEONE THAT SPARKS ANY INTEREST. BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT PERSONALITIES AND STARS SHOULD BE AFFORDED MORE PRIVACY. THEY PROVIDE ENOUGH ENTERTAINMENT THROUGH THEIR PROFESSION.
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Tonya 12-01-2006 @ 2:14PM
Anna please settle down & be a good girl. Your beautiful & your letting ALL the scandles run & ruin your career.Remember how much fun you had posing & modeling? Just calm down. Please. Just a fan who cares.
Tonya
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Mandi 12-01-2006 @ 5:23PM
For the love of goodness - Anna is in deep trouble. She needs help - mental, physical - there seems to be folks taking advantage of her, and her not being able to know whom to trust. Everyone has let her down. She's experienced great personal loss - and the media is not helping. But you can't blame the media here for reporting what is. Anna, get some help.
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jennifer leigh 12-02-2006 @ 1:04AM
Anna needs to read my new book!
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J. Whitney 12-01-2006 @ 2:52PM
Where are all of the people who care about her? How about all of those people she gave lavish gifts to and they swore she was their best friend?
Is HER father still alive?
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DB 12-01-2006 @ 2:21PM
I agree with other comments. Leaver her the H _ _ _ alone. It isn't like she is the only celebrity that has had a baby without being married or had other things happen to her. I wouldn't want to be in any of their shoes for it. No LIFE!
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Amy 12-01-2006 @ 11:41PM
I think that's kinda funny about her landlord. haha
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captnhook 12-01-2006 @ 2:55PM
You can take the girl out of the trailer park....but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl! What trash! Poor excuse for a human being....and she has created life? How wonderful!
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Rob Kensy 12-01-2006 @ 2:21PM
You are a totally non-talented idiot. Drop this story.
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CJ 12-01-2006 @ 6:46PM
I agree with those who say, "what do you care." Everyone has issues in their lives, figure out your own before pointing fingers. There are so many other people in the world way more messed up than Anna Nicole, the difference is she is RICH and easier that makes her a target for judgemental folks like YOU writing the article!
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eddie 12-01-2006 @ 2:21PM
everyday its somthin with her, shes nuthin but a white trailer trash hor, maybe she should hookup with kevin federline, hahhahaahhahaha nough said.
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Kingstriad 12-02-2006 @ 1:23PM
It's our business because she holds herself out as celebrity attention whore. If she wants her life private, she should keep her life out of the press. Since she runs to the media at the drop of a hat, it's our obligation to comment on the absurdity of situation/s.
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mj 12-01-2006 @ 5:12PM
This is why sterilization should be mandatory.
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La Diva 12-01-2006 @ 2:55PM
Larry Dickhead, oops, I mean Birkhead didn't care what Anna did until she had the child ... do you think he has dollar signs for eyes? Maybe hoping that Anna will make his "concern" worthwhile? He is obviously thinking about the recent High Court opinion that she's entitled to a chunk of money. Get lost, Larry. We all know your name. It's little men such as you that makes life difficult for honest, hardworking men.
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