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Spray on condoms are finally here!
It's the invention we've all been waiting for, and now it's finally here. The one size fits all, spray on condom.
It works like this: the man puts his penis into a can, the can sprays his penis with latex, and voila! You've got yourself a rubber that fits like a tailor-made, one-of-a-kind glove!
Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy says the product aims to be "the perfect condom," ready to go in five seconds flat. It should also serve as a more effective contraceptive, as it will fit better, and won't slip.
The product isn't in stores yet -- scientists are making sure the latex is distributed evenly, and working to optimize the curing process -- but you can expect to see multiple strengths and colors by 2008.
In the meantime, I'd like to suggest some names for this new product. I'll leave that open to the comments. Feel free to be creative.
(Thanks to That's Fit reader Tim for the tip!)
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ReaderComments (Page 1 of 10)
11-30-2006 @ 7:28PM
Ginny said..."I'd like to suggest some names for this new product. I'll leave that open to the comments. Feel free to be creative."
Dink wrap (Think Shrink wrap)
Pud Mud
Whacker Wrapper
I can't think of the perfect one. I can't wait to see the responses.
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11-30-2006 @ 6:21PM
Ginny said...OMG When I went to check out the link, there, in the middle of the story was an advertisement. It said, "All your friends are *coming*, better get an extra bottle". I assumed it meant the spray-on condoms...it was a wine advertisement. Too funny!
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11-30-2006 @ 7:10PM
Elaine said...OK, but what about the much needed reservoir tip? Where does the sperm go if the exit path is, er, sealed over with latex? Does not compute.
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11-30-2006 @ 8:28PM
sg said...That idea is so unsexy that a man could go flaccid in less than the 5 seconds required to spray the condom on!
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11-30-2006 @ 11:06PM
L. said...Oh, we can just alter some existing brand names of other household products:
Easy In-and-Out
Reddi-Whip
Eez-Whiz
Preparation XXX
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12-01-2006 @ 1:40AM
Brooke said...How about:
Mojo Mist
Lay Spray
Spray N Slide
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12-01-2006 @ 5:34AM
Anji said...I saw this on Digg earlier. The commenters brought up some good points:
There will be no reservoir in the tip, therefore nowhere for the ejaculated semen to go. Surely this could be dangerous because a) the semen could be forced back into the penis or b) the 'condom' will break with the force?
What happens if you miss a spot? If you're drunk, can you be expected to evenly spray this all over without leaving any gaps?
What happens if you spray it onto your pubic hair? That removal is going to HURT.
Doesn't spraying something cold all over your nether regions/watching your partner spray something all over his nether regions sound like a bit of a turn-off?
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12-01-2006 @ 5:37AM
Anji said...Also, for latex/rubber to solidify from liquid in five seconds there has got to be some serious solvents/chemicals used. I'd be wary of letting this stuff anywhere *near* my skin.
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12-01-2006 @ 9:57AM
Ginny said...Brooke and L - your names cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh.
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12-01-2006 @ 12:34PM
meg said...Throw my hat in the ring:
Spermisol
Laid (instead of Raid!)
No-VD
Spray 'n Lay
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12-01-2006 @ 3:24PM
ann adams said...If there's one thing I needed today, it's hysterical laughter. I'm sorry, did you say he puts his penis in the can? How? Nevermind, there are some things I'm better off now knowing.
Thanks.
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12-01-2006 @ 2:52PM
creative-type dad said...I just found my Halloween costume for next year!
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12-01-2006 @ 4:04PM
ann adams said..."better off NOT knowing". My net goes down for 3 days and I forget how to type.
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12-01-2006 @ 11:30PM
Mickey said...a good name is spraycom, comspray
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12-01-2006 @ 11:29PM
Chris G. said...Here's one for the Name game...
For "Members" Only
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12-01-2006 @ 11:30PM
staci said...how bout....
Condom in a Can
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12-01-2006 @ 11:30PM
Ginny said...DING DING DING....I think we have a winner. Brilliant Chris G. I literally laughed out loud. Very funny!
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12-01-2006 @ 11:30PM
Wow said...Hmm.
Contraceptivo
That would be a perfect name
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12-01-2006 @ 11:30PM
Jon said...How about Nut-Net...
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12-01-2006 @ 11:30PM
Dann said...Tip to Base - Penis Case
Candoms
LayTex
Insta-Rub
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