Spray on condoms are finally here!
It's the invention we've all been waiting for, and now it's finally here. The one size fits all, spray on condom.
It works like this: the man puts his penis into a can, the can sprays his penis with latex, and voila! You've got yourself a rubber that fits like a tailor-made, one-of-a-kind glove!
Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy says the product aims to be "the perfect condom," ready to go in five seconds flat. It should also serve as a more effective contraceptive, as it will fit better, and won't slip.
The product isn't in stores yet -- scientists are making sure the latex is distributed evenly, and working to optimize the curing process -- but you can expect to see multiple strengths and colors by 2008.
In the meantime, I'd like to suggest some names for this new product. I'll leave that open to the comments. Feel free to be creative.
(Thanks to That's Fit reader Tim for the tip!)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
Ginny 11-30-2006 @ 6:21PM
OMG When I went to check out the link, there, in the middle of the story was an advertisement. It said, "All your friends are *coming*, better get an extra bottle". I assumed it meant the spray-on condoms...it was a wine advertisement. Too funny!
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Elaine 11-30-2006 @ 7:10PM
OK, but what about the much needed reservoir tip? Where does the sperm go if the exit path is, er, sealed over with latex? Does not compute.
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Ginny 11-30-2006 @ 7:28PM
"I'd like to suggest some names for this new product. I'll leave that open to the comments. Feel free to be creative."
Dink wrap (Think Shrink wrap)
Pud Mud
Whacker Wrapper
I can't think of the perfect one. I can't wait to see the responses.
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sg 11-30-2006 @ 8:28PM
That idea is so unsexy that a man could go flaccid in less than the 5 seconds required to spray the condom on!
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L. 11-30-2006 @ 11:06PM
Oh, we can just alter some existing brand names of other household products:
Easy In-and-Out
Reddi-Whip
Eez-Whiz
Preparation XXX
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Brooke 12-01-2006 @ 1:40AM
How about:
Mojo Mist
Lay Spray
Spray N Slide
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Anji 12-01-2006 @ 5:34AM
I saw this on Digg earlier. The commenters brought up some good points:
There will be no reservoir in the tip, therefore nowhere for the ejaculated semen to go. Surely this could be dangerous because a) the semen could be forced back into the penis or b) the 'condom' will break with the force?
What happens if you miss a spot? If you're drunk, can you be expected to evenly spray this all over without leaving any gaps?
What happens if you spray it onto your pubic hair? That removal is going to HURT.
Doesn't spraying something cold all over your nether regions/watching your partner spray something all over his nether regions sound like a bit of a turn-off?
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Anji 12-01-2006 @ 5:37AM
Also, for latex/rubber to solidify from liquid in five seconds there has got to be some serious solvents/chemicals used. I'd be wary of letting this stuff anywhere *near* my skin.
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Ginny 12-01-2006 @ 9:57AM
Brooke and L - your names cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh.
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meg 12-01-2006 @ 12:34PM
Throw my hat in the ring:
Spermisol
Laid (instead of Raid!)
No-VD
Spray 'n Lay
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creative-type dad 12-01-2006 @ 2:52PM
I just found my Halloween costume for next year!
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ann adams 12-01-2006 @ 3:24PM
If there's one thing I needed today, it's hysterical laughter. I'm sorry, did you say he puts his penis in the can? How? Nevermind, there are some things I'm better off now knowing.
Thanks.
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ann adams 12-01-2006 @ 4:04PM
"better off NOT knowing". My net goes down for 3 days and I forget how to type.
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Jon 12-01-2006 @ 8:48PM
How about Nut-Net...
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john 12-01-2006 @ 9:13PM
wd-for me (wd-40
tool whip (cool whip)
guy-sol (lysol)
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shannon 12-01-2006 @ 9:37PM
OMG as a Nurse I can see how the spray will work. Im thinking there is some serious chemical reactions going on down there that allows it to set properly in 5 seconds and actually work. You will probably never be able to use that area for sex again EVER !! see no children or STD's or urinating for that matter lol ... how about the name Penis Punisher OUCH !!! Try taking it off since friction doesnt seem to affect it.
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. Darryl D. Hall 12-01-2006 @ 9:59PM
I'm thinking Instinst Sheild, the spray that keeps you safe and sealed.
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Katie 12-01-2006 @ 10:27PM
OMG, LMAO you have got to be kidding me. This should make a billion. Tooooooo Funny
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Darin 12-01-2006 @ 10:27PM
Oh maybe- Tool dip,Candom or pecker protector
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Annette 12-01-2006 @ 10:28PM
Ok,here's the thing here's the can spray it on and make no little man. product name dicklock
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