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Spray on condoms are finally here!
It's the invention we've all been waiting for, and now it's finally here. The one size fits all, spray on condom.
It works like this: the man puts his penis into a can, the can sprays his penis with latex, and voila! You've got yourself a rubber that fits like a tailor-made, one-of-a-kind glove!
Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy says the product aims to be "the perfect condom," ready to go in five seconds flat. It should also serve as a more effective contraceptive, as it will fit better, and won't slip.
The product isn't in stores yet -- scientists are making sure the latex is distributed evenly, and working to optimize the curing process -- but you can expect to see multiple strengths and colors by 2008.
In the meantime, I'd like to suggest some names for this new product. I'll leave that open to the comments. Feel free to be creative.
(Thanks to That's Fit reader Tim for the tip!)
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12-01-2006 @ 10:42PM
KA!! said..."SWORD" from the creators of "AXE"
5 Second Dipstick
Undercover
High 'n' Dry
Tootsie Wrap
Instabag
Slammin' Shield (from Sloman Shield) tv commercials would have a nice jingle to it "shield your friend, the Slammin' Shield!"
some names are bite offs, but they're still funny lol
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12-01-2006 @ 10:45PM
kathy murphy said...IS IT REAL? OR ..IS IT LATOREX
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12-01-2006 @ 10:48PM
Lea said...ummm..I don't know any man who would respond positively to "first, insert penis into can"..this sounds like a fad that will be kicked to the curb.
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12-01-2006 @ 10:52PM
stacy said...these names are cracking me up! How about "Spray-n-Play"?
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12-01-2006 @ 10:55PM
sheila said..."Wrapped"- ready for any holiday.
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12-02-2006 @ 4:15PM
Barry said...Possible names "Condom in a Can"
Colors: glow worm and rainbow"
Flavors: Bubblegum and Killian's Red
Names, considering the German origins of the product:
Leck Miche Latexen
Bazooka Joe's Big Blue Buddy
Schwanze Stricher
Leck Miche Schwanzy!
Suchen mine Schwanzy, Frau!
Nine Knut Buss
Latex Schwachkopf
Herman's No Sperman
Spraken mine Daschund
Arsch bitten Twisch Schwinehund
Hotze Fotze
Wischser Latexen
Spermakopf
Spermaduscher
Nine, In Mine Heir, "No, not in my hair!"
Wanker Helmut
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12-01-2006 @ 11:46PM
DEE said..."SPRAY & GO!"
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12-02-2006 @ 9:54PM
Shay said...How about SPRAY 'N' RIDE
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12-01-2006 @ 11:46PM
RAVN Robichaux said...how bout "snug rite" or "quik dik" maybe even "spry j"
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12-01-2006 @ 11:06PM
suprmag said...But it won't fit in your wallet. Always a draw back isn't there.
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12-01-2006 @ 11:46PM
Shay said...SPRAY N RIDE
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12-01-2006 @ 11:46PM
Rachel said...how @ bone spray , lick n spray b4 you get laid
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12-01-2006 @ 11:12PM
loretta said...how does he get his penis in the can help me with this
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12-01-2006 @ 11:46PM
Rachel said...or just lick n spray , must be pay day
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12-01-2006 @ 11:46PM
BedroomWarrior said...Glob Stopper
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12-01-2006 @ 11:45PM
Rachel said...can of lay
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12-01-2006 @ 11:45PM
uncle buck said...im thinking names like "HEIR-A-SOL", "WILLY FROSTING", "WOODY WAX" , "SPRAYNUETER LIGHT", "SECOND SKIN", "FLUTE PACKING", "SHEATH OF ARAPEKA" AND ADVERT. SLOGANS :
THE MORE YOU USE ..THE LARGER YOU FEEL !!!, " VOLCANISE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS" , "HOSE IT ON!!" , " A COLD BURST FIRST !!!", AND LASTLY : " NOW WITH BUILT IN DEPILLIATORY !!!"
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12-01-2006 @ 11:45PM
Ber said...How about:
Rubber D**kie (like Rubber Duckie) OR
Rubber Balls
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12-01-2006 @ 11:45PM
Shellie said...Are they going to have a travel size? Because thats a dead give away at a bar, a huge spray can in your back pocket. LOL What a turn off, Man, I bet that crap stinks too when you spray it.
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12-01-2006 @ 11:45PM
Ben K said...How about the name
Penatrator
spraytrator like penatrate
sexaul spray
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