Jennifer Lopez undergoing scientology cleansing ritual in preparation for pregnancy

by J.D. Griffioen (Subscribe to J.D. Griffioen's posts) Dec 8th 2006 3:04PM

Categories: Bump Watch, Celeb Parenting, Rumors

Hooray! If things go well in a tinseltown cleansing ritual being performed on she-of-the-tremendous-posterior herself, Mrs. Marc Anthony, we could totally have another silent birth to make fun of next year! Word is that Jennifer Lopez us so eager to get knocked up that she's listening to the advice of Leah Remini, the avid scientologist who has been married to that meathead on King of Queens for like twenty years now. Remini has recommended a scientologist "cleansing ritual" involving imbibing in a large dose of niacin, cooking oil, and a strict regimen of saunas that some critics charge could cause serious liver damage.

Cripes, can't J-Lo and Marc just go on a procreation vacation? That just seems like so much more fun.

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Ethel 12-08-2006 @ 3:26PM

"large dose of niacin, cooking oil" I think Ms. Lopez is going to be well evacuated and malnourished to boot.

Haywood Jablomey 12-08-2006 @ 8:37PM

sure--I want to take advice from a crackpot who wrote science fiction novels and then killed himself. Smart move, Jloser.

Cyndi 12-08-2006 @ 8:58PM

I thought she was already pregnant and ready to give birth soon. What do I know??

joinz 12-08-2006 @ 8:58PM

bigg booty no brains

SUE 12-08-2006 @ 9:34PM

Leah Remini stars on The King of Queens ....... She is NOT married to her co-star. I don't believe in all that scientology bullshit but if your going to tell a story get the facts right first.

erin 12-08-2006 @ 9:51PM

leah remini is not married to kevin james! and how can u call him a meathead...funniest guy ever!! maybe a meatball......

cindy 12-08-2006 @ 9:54PM

Another Tinseltown idiot! Do any of them realize a dead ,mediocre science fiction writer had no business starting a religion- and they are just clueless for following these principles? Dumbasses! (Leah Reminin is a walking ad for this crap,shows how gullible and dumb SHE is!)

David 12-08-2006 @ 10:05PM

What a crock! Who really cares anyway.

Marti 12-08-2006 @ 10:59PM

Oh JLo Please!! Don't you too get caught up with the "Hollywood Religion". What's up with this scientology cleansing bs? What happened to just eating right, excersising moderately and watching your sodium intake? Your are sooo much smarter than that JLo! You're not considering joing this cult are you? Marc where's a cross or an escapulario around his neck. You would trade your Christian beliefs for scientology?? Were you invited to the wedding for scientology reasons? Please!! No seas ridicula!!

Christian Walton 12-08-2006 @ 11:03PM

Scientology is not just a goofy space religion founded by an impotent failed Sci-fi writer. It is a Para-military organization that is more dangerous and more malicious than the Mafia. The only people who understand this are their victims and former members, and these people are never respectable enough for there accusations to warrant any public concern or investigation. I am a victim, not a former member. Because I make it no secret that I despise them, I was declared a "suppressive person" when I returned to Los Angeles in 1998. The people who tried to kill me were Mexican-scientologists, and they were terrified when my freind who'd been in Hawai for several years answered my 3 am plea for help and came to get me. By this time I'd already been implanted with a device that enables them to track me, and subjected to various forms of torture including non-consensual sleep depravation and eventually attempted murder.

Kathy 12-08-2006 @ 11:40PM

Oh Dear God! I thought JLo had a little more smart's than THIS! Another poster said it well,Scientology is NOT some nice little "religion" in the least! I lost a very good friend some years ago to this crazy "religion".After he got into it,he never spoke to me again.He changed.He was not the guy I knew for almost 12 years.Believe me,I am the LAST person to call any religon "crazy",but this one REALLY is!

Blogger 12-08-2006 @ 11:58PM

Wow, you guys are pretty lame. Yes it sounds ridiculous to perform this ritual but, come one...she's desperate to have a baby. She is only doing WHATEVER may help to do that. She probably thinks it's just as stupid as we do but she is willing to try anything at this point.

God people, lighten up.

tammy 12-26-2006 @ 9:11AM

scientology is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.religion! what? how is that a religion? One day they will be face to face with God and will have to explain their idol worship of what ever that mans name is.and all he will say is depart from me I never knew you, now you can spend eternity with whats his name in the lake of fire. Good luck having science save you then!

Helena 12-09-2006 @ 5:10AM

What I find extremely irritating is how these "stars" take something as routine as conception and make it into some pseudo-cultic, ritualistic thing! Come on!If you want to get pregnant just have a healthy lifestyle and have lots of unprotected sex! By the way,of course its going to be a little harder for a lady of 35 who has never had a baby to conceive- the body's best time for conception and childbearing is the 20s.(Please those of you 30-somethning first time moms: I dont mean any offense)Sheesh!Are all these Hollywod types so desperate for some deeper meaning in their lives that they have to start touting cultic beliefs? Whatever happened to belief in the GOD of creation?

ZEK LIGHTNING 12-09-2006 @ 1:33PM

Scientology must be stopped. They are a cult just like Heavens Gate, Jonestown, and the Manson Family. Manson's technique for hypnosis and mind control may have been rooted in Scientology. Scientology's body count is much higher than the Manson family's and they have unlimmited financial resources and a staggering number of front companies that masquerade as Human rights organizations among other things. I'm a funny guy, but this is something that must be taken seriously by everyone. They are not a religion. They are enemies of human kind.

sandi 12-17-2006 @ 12:13AM

tom cruise....john travolta...demi moore.....jennifer lopez .....hmmmm whats in common here?.....no real spirituality....just buying thier soul....lol....