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How much booze is in YOUR breastmilk?

Categories: Pregnancy & birth, Health & safety, Eating & nutrition, Alcohol & drugs

Via Working Dad: Ever wondered what the alcohol content of your breast milk was? Now you can know for sure! The Milkscreen is "a simple two-minute test for the detection of alcohol in breast milk." For $13.95, you get four test strips and "instructions for testing your milk for the presence of alcohol."

According to the Milkscreen web site, "Mothers around the world agree; breastfeeding is one of the most rewarding, fulfilling experiences of motherhood. But it is also full of challenges and mystery. Milkscreen aims to eliminate one mystery for nursing mothers by providing peace of mind that the milk baby drinks is alcohol free."

Perhaps I'm missing the point, but wouldn't NOT having a drink ALSO provide peace of mind that your milk was alcohol-free?

I would like to find this funny, but I actually find it a little disturbing, particularly this bit of misinformation: "Note: Pumping your milk (the 'pump and dump' method) does NOT eliminate alcohol from your breast milk. The only way to eliminate alcohol from your bloodstream is to wait a period of time." Technically, this is true; the breast milk will still have alcohol in it. But if you pump and dump, you eliminate the BREAST MILK, which eliminates the alcohol. Which eliminates any possibility that the nursing baby will consume the tainted milk.

While I'm sure this will generate discussion about whether or not breastfeeding mothers should be drinking, I'm more concerned by the idea that we need a product--a breastalyzer, if you will--to guarantee that nursing mothers don't step out of line. While the Milkscreen sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit, it's a real product, and it really speaks to our fears about women not being able to do the job of caring for children.

Milkscreen is also available by the case, for $75.33. For those big party weekends.

Special thanks to Busy Mom for the tip.

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