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Swanky or Spanky -- underwear with a built-in condom pocket
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Not everyone is ready to have kids (or more kids, as the case may be). That doesn't mean, however, that they necessarily want to give up their social life. Enter Swanky or Spanky Limited, a british company started by a former social worker to promote a safe lifestyle. The company offers a line of underwear with a built-in pocket designed to hold a condom.Dawn Dines, the designer, wants to make safe-sex an easy and discrete choice for everyone with her new line of underwear. Available for both men and women, in a variety of styles, each pair has an appropriately sized pocket in the small of the back. Given that teenagers seem to be prone to having sex, these might make a positive gift, if you're an open and progressive parent. Or, they might just keep you from becoming one.











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2-26-2007 @ 7:16PM
Uly said...Uh-huh.
Except that exposing condoms to heat makes them deteriorate, and exposing them to pressure makes them deteriorate, making them worthless. LESS than worthless, because you do things you wouldn't do if you knew you weren't protected.
One thing I heard time and time again in sex ed. classes was that it's a bad idea to stick a condom in your wallet in your back pocket - this seems worse.
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2-26-2007 @ 4:24PM
Amanda said...aren't you not supposed to keep condoms in warm places, like pockets, for extended amounts of time?
Maybe its just and old wives tale but it seems like I remember hearing that the heat from your body over time compromises the integrity of the latex?
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2-26-2007 @ 9:12PM
Lil Liberal said...I don't know about you, but if I had those undies any condom in the pocket would end up going through the laundry a few times. :p
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2-27-2007 @ 12:05AM
Sandyone said...And you'd get a heat rash on your butt where the package cut off air to your skin.
I used to carry an important book in a ziplock bag in my back pocket...the rash was awful.
Yeah, I know...you really wanted to know that!
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2-27-2007 @ 1:30AM
SKL said...My first thought was, isn't it the style nowadays to let that part of your undies stick out? Why not just holler, "hey everyone, I've got a condom!"
I really don't think the idea is to protect when sex is an afterthought. These undies look so uncomfortable, the only time you would ever wear them would be if you KNEW you were going to do something. Someone just thought this was a cute idea. The niftiness is kind of lost on me, but so is thong underwear - along with no underwear - so what do I know?
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