I used to live in the UK, and one of the things I clearly remember, is that people from the city love to joke about country folk having sex with cows and sheep. They think it's hysterical.

And today we learn, that in every joke, there really is a grain of truth.

Police are currently on the hunt for a teenager who was caught with his pants down in the cow patch. The unidentified youth was spotted doin' the bumpin' uglies with Blondie -- the "friendliest" of farmer Richard Parish's 3 rare English longhorns.

Parish thinks the teen may have been grooming Blondie for some time by seducing her with food -- as he noticed the feed bucket had been moved on multiple occasions. He'd thought nothing of it, but now fears the worst.

According to UK press, police are taking the matter seriously.