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Mom invents new vacuum attachment

by Roger Sinasohn (Subscribe to Roger Sinasohn's posts)
Jul 23rd 2007 3:34PM

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Filed under: Toys, Sex

Divorce is difficult for everyone. Parents who have custody of their children must find it difficult to do everything that used to be split between two parents. After working, cooking, cleaning, and spending time with the kids, even the thought of looking for love must be exhausting. And so it was that divorced mother-of-three Joanne Drysdale found herself not having had, ahem, satisfaction for a decade and a half.

One day, while vacuuming, she that noticed a piece of rubber caught in the nozzle was gently vibrating. She started thinking and the next thing you know, the former toolmaker had developed the Vortex Vibrations, an attachment for a vacuum cleaner that, according to the inventor, just about makes men obsolete. "After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds," the inventor explains. "That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

I don't know about you, but I'm all in favor of anything that brings women pleasure.

Tags: invention, inventions, inventor, momventor, sex, stimulation, vacuum, vibrations

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