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Rectifying a bad impression on the neighbours

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The mornings are a little darker as the summer days shorten, and when Nolan woke up at 5:30 on Wednesday, the drizzle outside and the ongodly hour strained my eyes. I made my way unsteadily toward the coffee pot, yawning and smoothing Nolan's rumpled hair.

"Jordi!" Nolan called to the dog, his familiar singsong morning refrain,"Jooordi!"

The dog, who's been befuddled at the various changes of scenery, was nowhere to be found. Not on his bed, not in my bedroom, not trying to nose open the refrigerator to have a pepperoni snack. The hell? I thought. Twenty (very panicked) minutes later, we discovered Jordi panting in the front yard, soaking wet and sheepish. He had somehow escaped through an open window sometime during the night. Perplexed, I made a note to close all windows at night and wondered off-handedly where he might have gone on his midnight rounds.

I discovered the answer yesterday. A pained looking woman stood fidgeting at my front door.

"Erm,"she said uncomfortably,"I am having a bit of a problem. With you dog.. I'm your neighbour and he is...he is pooping in our yard." She looked livid. Oh no! I felt my face turn from white to pink to red to purple and splotches commenced with their telltale tingle on my neck. Jordi made himself scarce.

"Oh dear,"I said,"He escaped out of the window last night, and maybe other nights and we are going to put in a fence but..I am so sorry. It won't happen again."

"I should hope not," she said, and then asked me if I work full time (which was somewhat odd and not really related to my dog sneaking clandestine poops in her yard, but whatever.)

Anyway, I am thinking about getting an electric fence (which -- is that humane?) until we can install a wood one, because currently there is no fence between this house and the neighbours. I have been thinking about the appropriate remedial act, because I do not want to be known as the Lady Whose Dog Poops in Everyone Else's Yards. I was thinking a good box of chocolates and a handwritten note left on her door. Is that enough? What would you do?

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