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Kevin files for primary custody

Categories: Divorce & custody, Celeb kids, Celeb parenting

Holy crow, Britney's ridiculousness might finally be hitting the fan and splattering all over the bodacious blonde (brunette? bald? Who can keep track?!)

Less than two weeks after finalizing their divorce and mere days after the US Weekly's cover showing Britney smiling and skinny dipping in a pool with her latest boy-fling, Kevin Federline has filed an order to show just cause for primary custody of their two sons, Sean and Jayden.

I went to high school with a guy who was wild and crazy, but settled down after he was married and had a son. Unfortunately, his wife remained a huge hag. When they were going through divorce proceedings, he remained decent and gentlemanly throughout the entire process. So decent that when the almost ex-decided she wanted sole custody of the child she'd never cared for and that the father had adored and raised practically singlehandedly, the judge saw through it. Full custody was awarded to the dad.

Giving birth does not automatically turn a female a good mother. Britney Spears might be a great one someday, but right now dealing just with her own needs appears more than she can handle.

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