Paris Hilton wants a baby by next year
Categories: Pregnancy & Birth, Celeb Parenting, Rumors
As further proof that Paris Hilton just doesn't get it, she tells Elle magazine that she hopes to become a mother by next year. She is priming her body to conceive, saying "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."
Could she be jealous over former BFF Nicole Richie's impending motherhood? According to a source, it sure sounds like it: "Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.'"
No, no, no. The have-a-baby-and-become-a-grownup plan didn't work out so well for Britney and I suspect it wouldn't for Paris, either. For some girls, the best way to grow up and take responsibility is to not have children.
Could she be jealous over former BFF Nicole Richie's impending motherhood? According to a source, it sure sounds like it: "Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.'"
No, no, no. The have-a-baby-and-become-a-grownup plan didn't work out so well for Britney and I suspect it wouldn't for Paris, either. For some girls, the best way to grow up and take responsibility is to not have children.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Amanda 9-04-2007 @ 3:35PM
HURRY SOMEBODY DRUG HER AND HAVE HER TUBES TIED that little girl should NOT be procreating! geeze, that's the last thing this world needs is another paris
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DaMoKi Bob 9-04-2007 @ 6:39PM
News Flash!!!
"Paris the Inane" is thinking about having a baby so she can grow up? What a moron!! I want to believe there is no connection between inherited money and stupid, but, I am starting to have doubts.
What she does in her private life is so unimportant and irrelevant to humanity, she should be ashamed to give an interview, and stick to the documented activity she is marginally good at giving. I always want to allow for the mistakes of others and forgive their frailties, but geeez-o-pete, she is nothing but frailties! At least the Lohan child has a talent useful outside the bedroom.
Paris, do us all a favor, while you are taking down your pants, take down your web site too? Concerned parents around the country would appreciate the "gesture".
Someone once ask me what I would ask Paris if we met; I said, "Do you know how to read?" would be a good start. (And, if you do, I wrote this at the 7th grade level so you could handle it.)
Great jumping jackasses! Why am I wasting my time with this? Must be sort of like the reason people slow down to rubberneck an accident. You know what? Listening to her form words into a sentence is like watching a dog walk on its hind legs: it’s holds limited interest, even though you are impressed she can do it at all.
I agree it would be best if she delayed the baby stage of her journey until she morphs into a mature human adult: it would help her, me, Hollywood, kids everywhere, the country in general, the universe, and the future of all mankind.......
Oops, got to go! "Entertainment Tonight" coming on.
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rich 9-09-2007 @ 11:01PM
Shot this video about a month ago but I really think it ties into the pregnant Paris discussion nicely! :-)
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid900837105/bclid900668361/bctid1124855333
http://ihateyoungpeople.com/
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jacalyn666 9-29-2007 @ 11:45AM
But does a baby want Paris?
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Geegee Davis 9-29-2007 @ 12:09PM
Oh pity the poor baby who is born to Paris Dumbass Hilton. Can you imagine poking your head out of her vagina, looking up and seeing Paris Hilton for your MOTHER??? The baby will do a back flit and scramble back in FAST and hide for damn sure. They will have to Pry him/her/it out with a crowbar. May God help a poor little infant born to the mother of all skanks, Paris Hilton.
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Bobbie 9-29-2007 @ 12:42PM
GOOD GOD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL THE NASCAR DRIVERS SHE HAS BEEN CHASING AFTER BETTER RUN LIKE CRAZY AND HIDE FROM HER. I HOPE KASEY KAHNE AND DENNY HAMLIN WERE SMART AND DIDNT TAP THAT NASTY HO.
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