Lawyer: The whole world is watching Britney, she"just wants to be a mom"

by Angie Felton (Subscribe to Angie Felton's posts) Sep 15th 2007 9:00AM

Categories: Love & Sex, Divorce & Custody, Development, Celeb Parenting, Media

You know why celebrity lawyers make such incredibly large salaries? Because when talking about a client whose pitiful televised stripper routine and mini skirt gynecological photos were viewed by millions earlier in the week, they have to keep a straight face while saying things like she "just wants to be a mom," and "I believe this is a frustrating time for her."

Britney Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser is owed an Emmy nomination and a bonus for not giggling while discussing how hard it is being Britney:

"I think she would've liked to celebrate (her kids birthdays) without having to worry about the entire nation – the entire world – being concerned about what's going on with her personally and her custody battle with Mr. Federline."

I have no legal training but somehow, I don't think the entire world cares whether Britney remembered her panties this week.

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