Blonde orphans coming out of hiding: Paris not adopting (yet)
Filed under: Adoption, Celeb Kids, Life & Style, Rumors
When it comes to child safety, PEOPLE magazine doesn't screw around. The magazine sent journalists directly to the source to investigate a topic that had all gossips buzzing this week: Paris Hilton had plans to adopt four blonde baby girls to turn into miniature versions of herself.
When asked if adopting an instant Aryan, Brangelina-size family was her plan, Hilton responded with characteristic eloquence, "That's retarded. No, I'm not."
Hilton appears to be suffering from an attention deficit among all her gestating peers. She spilled the beans on Christina Aguliera's still not-officially-announced-but-physically-impossible-to-hide-anymore pregnancy by calling her "the most beautiful pregnant girl in the world" which got her back in the headlines for a couple of days. (It's too bad she forgot her sometime friend and Simple Life co-star, Nicole Richie, also has a bun in the oven. Maybe she's the 2nd most beautiful?)
When asked if she'd ever want to adopt, Hilton said, "Maybe, but I want to have my own children." and the blonde orphans of the world heaved a sigh of relief.












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9-16-2007 @ 11:52AM
Tree Box Filters said...Hmm... you know, I wouldn't worry about Paris Hilton having kids b/c it's not like she'd be the one raising them anyway. Unlike someone like Britney Spears, she has a strong family behind her that would pick up the slack.
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9-16-2007 @ 1:02PM
LS said...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Tree, you are sooo funny!!!!
Just what we need. More Paris-clones, raised either by her OR the family that produced her.
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