Tired of kids swiping your lip balm? Got someone naughty on your shopping list but can't find a lump of coal the proper size? Need a memorable stocking stuffer or gag gift?

Our sister site, Green Daily highlighted a product that might be the perfect solution: Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm.

Contrary to what the name implies, the balm contains no poop or chicken products of any kind. It got its earthy moniker from a childhood memory. The creator's grandfather offered to put chicken poop on her chapped lips to keep her from licking them. I had a silly grandpa like that!

Chicken Poop Lip Balm, a dream come true for kids in the potty humor stage (and their easily amused parents). It's also on sale now (with free shipping!) at drugstore.com.