While no one wants to see or even THINK about their parents being naked, if the dad is Brad Pitt, couldn't the kids just avert their eyes and allow the rest of us a moment of happiness?

Brad Pitt crushed females fantasies everywhere when in an interview with the BBC he mentioned, "I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films. I can't see any more nude scenes [in my career.]"

And if that wasn't bad enough, Pitt also put the kibosh on any more Ocean's movies. "There's no more," he said of the series he made with fellow hunks, George Clooney and Matt Damon. "I think we need to put away childish things."

He did offer a ray of hope of the the trio working together again, though. "We'll find something else. I just don't think there's anywhere to go with that particular story," he said.

I was okay when he married Jennifer Aniston. I didn't get that upset when he left Aniston for Angelina Jolie and became a father. But keeping his clothes on in all future movies is a crime against humanity that should not be tolerated.

The only way to get through this is to watch Thelma and Louise. He can't take that from me!