Just to prove that she isn't the most unfit parent in the history of the universe, Britney Spears (allegedly) was looking into adopting a couple kids from China. And then, to make matters worse, rumor had it that she was pregnant.

However, today the world can let out a collective sigh of relief, as the former pop star's "constant sidekick" revealed that the pregnancy claims (made by In Touch magazine) are "BS." Thank goodness. I don't know if I can stomach another Britney Spears custody battle.

Although, before we go dismissing the the pregnancy entirely, let's take a moment to think about Britney's credibility. Just yesterday she was nearly thrown out of the Hustler store in West Hollywood for removing her underwear and trying on a pair of "Barely Legal" boy's shorts in the middle of the store. I know In Touch is a tabloid, but at this point, I'm tempted to take their word over Britney's.

What do you think?

[via Gawker]