Maxim lists hottest pregnant woman

by Angie Felton (Subscribe to Angie Felton's posts) Dec 5th 2007 1:02PM

Just in case the average gestating woman wasn't intimidated enough by the gorgeous women on magazine covers, Maxim magazine has helpfully provided a list of the hottest pregnant women, ever and there's not a stretch mark, double chin, or swollen ankle to be seen.

According to the magazine, the hottest during pregnancy are:

1. Halle Berry

2. Christina Aguilera

3. Heidi Klum

7. Naomi Watts

Hottest Pregnant Woman(click thumbnails to view gallery)

Maxim missed a few women, though. I did a little research and found some pretty babelicious bellies right here among ParentDish staff, as well as some good sports who could laugh at how horrific pregnancy was on their appearance. (Umm, that would be me.)

So enjoy the following gallery of REAL pregnant women and know that swollen, makeup-less pregnant unfamous women can be hot in their own way, that's why we turn the heat way down when with child.

(Cue Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha" before clicking on the gallery for added hilarity!)

Hot (and Sweaty!) Pregnant Parentdishers(click thumbnails to view gallery)

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brian 12-06-2007 @ 11:18AM

Wow, more sexual exploitation of women by a pervert mag. I'll pass.

jlew911 12-06-2007 @ 11:49AM

What happened to J LO? She is way hotter than Brooke Burke and Naomi Watts!!

jessicaa 12-06-2007 @ 1:18PM

uhm i totally agree with your comment!! JLO is gorgeaoussss and should be at least number 2!!!

lovefromjesssy ♥

jlew911 12-06-2007 @ 2:09PM

What happened to J LO? She is way hotter than Brooke Burke or Naomi Watts! I would've put her before them, no offense!

George William Gockel 12-06-2007 @ 12:10PM

In my opinion J.Lo is the all-time #1 hottest pregnant woman!!!!

Linda Ross-Valenzuela 12-06-2007 @ 12:30PM

Where is Jennifer Lopez?

daisy 12-06-2007 @ 12:29PM

I felt great about myself all through my pregnancy, I truly felt I looked good, but trust me I had a double chin, stretch marks and was big. I was a hot normal looking woman...lists like this make us mere mortals not feel so good about ourselves.

I wore beautiful (and cheap!) maternity wear from Old Navy and Target while pregnant and looked cute.

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Peanuts 12-06-2007 @ 12:37PM

I am oh so tired of Halle Berry. She is as over exposed and over blown as Julia Roberts. (Let me say Halle is beautiful-vs Julia who in my opinion is not) But both are always on the top of the lists. Who votes on these lists? There are oh so many actresses out there that looked amazing, but we always have Halley or Julia on the top.
They should have most over exposed and over touted list
Halle would be on the top of that too! ;)
Along with Jennifer Aniston, Julia Robersts, Beyonce...I could go on but I think you get it.

saywaou 12-06-2007 @ 12:36PM

This is all a joke, right? What's next? Hottest fat men?? A pregnant woman is sexy to her man, but only a sicko would consider a woman other than someone he made pregnant "hot". Attractive is one thing - these women certainly are, but "hot" is another.

shazdc13 12-06-2007 @ 12:50PM

Please!!! DEMI MOORE hands down!!!! By far, she is the HOTTEST pregnant woman that I have ever seen!!!

jjocis 12-06-2007 @ 12:54PM

Jennifer Lopez is by far the most beautiful pregnant celebrity!! Way to go for keeping it personal and private!!

jazzy 12-06-2007 @ 1:15PM

Angelina should be #1! no-one can beat her, no match preggers or not.

LENNY STEBULIS 12-09-2007 @ 8:23AM

GEE.... YESTERDAY AOL RAN AN ARTICLE ON TEEN PREGNANCIES ON THE RISE AND "FEDERAL OFFICIALS ARENT SURE WHY"....
COULD IT BE BECAUSE THE KIDS GET FED A STEADY STEAM OF CELEBRITIES WHO ARE BREEDING OUT OF WEDLOCK LIKE SOME THIRD WORLD COUNTRY...???
THEY ACT AS IF THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF BIRTH CONTROL.
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE TEENS GETTING PREGNANT DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES THE CELEBRITIES HAVE (LIKE INCOME, NANNIES, HOMES, ETC...) AND THE BABIES END UP IN SINGLE PARENT HOUSEHOLDS THAT THE "FEDERAL OFFICIALS (READ... TAXPAYERS) END UP SUPPORTING.

gabi 12-09-2007 @ 8:40AM

Perverts!!!!!!!

sid 12-09-2007 @ 8:51AM

do you mean the even bigger fat assed j lo????????

barb 12-09-2007 @ 10:34AM

I thought Brooke Shields was gorgeous when she was pregnant.

latishantaylor05 12-09-2007 @ 11:03AM

What a shame..........."Maxim magazine has helpfully provided a list of the hottest pregnant women, ever and there's not a stretch mark, double chin, or swollen ankle to be seen."............ Who made the rule that swollen ankles and double chins weren't attractive!!??? Any woman willing to give her body up for another human life is considered beautiful, this whole story upsets me, I dont think anyone on this earth needs to be recognized for being prettier than someone else, everyone is beautiful in their own way and shouldn't be put below another person just because they've gained a few pounds bringing a human in this world, I find this very offensive and stupid....this is why the world is the way it is now............

alicia 12-09-2007 @ 11:57AM

Who are teen mothers? We know who we are. We are individuals, each with our own story and our own dreams. We are women who had our babies in our teens. We know who we are...but do you? We hear people talk about us on the street, and in the store. We read about "teen mothers" in the paper. We wonder--"Who are they talking about?" This is what we hear and read: "Babies having babies." "I hope you're babysitting!" "Your life is over now." "How old was she when she had her?" "They just think their babies are dolls to dress up and show off!" "They will be welfare moms" They don't know us. Do you?

If you did, this is what you would learn...We are individuals, and our lives are not over. Many of us stay in our high schools, vocational schools, and colleges, and we intend to finish. We are confident that we can reach our goals.

We look upon parenting as a challenge, not an obstacle; we are committed to our children and don't take the job of parenting for granted. We seek information and help when we need it. Of course, we like to show our babies off (What parent doesn't?). We are rightfully proud of them, not ashamed, and we know they are not dolls. We love the individuals they are, and we are excited and pleased to see them grow and develop.

We are excellent role models for our children because we are working hard to attain our goals. And our children are not doomed or deprived because we are young. They are happy and smart, loved and cared for very much. You'd see that if you really took the time to observe before you judged us because of our age.

So--please don't talk about us as we pass. If you are so concerned, talk with us and listen.

If you are a parent, you'll find we share many of the same concerns, joys, and challenges. Be role models for us--save your negative comments and your unasked-for advice. Give us information and good access to birth control. But remember that a high percentage of all pregnancies are unplanned, and some of these will be teen pregnancies. All the posters in the world will not make us go away.

You can help us do our best by continuing to provide us with emotional and educational support--peer support groups and programs that help us stay in school make a difference in our lives. Support quality subsidized child care programs so that we can work and/or go to school. Support parent education and family recreation programs that are affordable, with child care onsite. Support temporary shelters for women with children (as we struggle to become independent we sometimes need a safe place to stay for awhile).

And most of all, acknowledge and appreciate us for our commitment to the challenging job of parenting.

We know who we are. We are building good lives for ourselves and our children. We can struggle and do it alone, or you can lend us your confidence and assistance. You can continue to view us as statistics or as part of an epidemic social problem, or you can look beyond the stereotypes and know us for who we are...

We are young mothers, each of us with our own story and our own dreams.

elisem 12-09-2007 @ 11:08AM

I am absolutely horrified by this Maxim article. Normally I am a laid back person, and don't see the harm in most things, but this is utterly despicable. I am 6 months pregnant, and feel like I look like the "norm" for a pregnant woman. When you gain pregnancy weight, you gain it everywhere (I learned this the first time!) and you may look like a "cute pregnant woman," but trying to apply the word "sexy" to someone carrying a child is not just scary, it sends the wrong message out to men that it is now okay to turn pregnant women into sexual objects. Gimme a break. pregnancy is supposed to be a "protected time" as a woman; now I get to look forward to being held up to some other completely unrealistic standard, perpetuated by women with personal chefs, trainers, stylists, etc. Bleah on Maxim; they should be ashamed.

Stephanie 12-09-2007 @ 11:35AM

Baby bump. Whoever came up with that stupid term?

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