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At 31 weeks of pregnancy, I've become a little obsessed with my belly button. As far as I can remember, it never stuck out when I was pregnant with Riley, but this time around there's a definite . . . protrusion. Not the belly button itself, which is stretched flat and taut like the straining top of a balloon (this is skin that has never seen the light of day before, and I can't stop poking it: so smooth! So weirdly furled! So incredibly clean and lint-free, for the first time ever!), but the-oh, what do you call it? The flesh above the belly button area. The . . . hood? (God, that sounds wrong.)

My profile, which resembles the capital letter B these days, now has a strange little nubbin appearing mid-belly. It's hidden if I wear more than one layer, but otherwise my navel pokes out through my shirt like Baby's First Periscope. It's oddly embarrassing, in a way I find hard to explain. Maybe it's that it seems too intimate: this normally-hidden body part, now rudely lunging outward.

The belly hood also ever-so-slightly extends the outermost perimeter of my personal space, which is the last thing I need. This extra quarter inch could mean the difference between sliding past a fellow grocery shopper in an unobtrusive manner-and physically gliding my belly along the back of their coat like I'm trying to cop a feel.

Ah, pregnancy. Gives a whole new meaning to navel-gazing, really. So tell me: did your belly button poke out towards the end of your pregnancy, or did it stay politely within the confines of your stomach?

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