Granny panties save the day!
Filed under: Activities: Babies, In The News, Weird But True
You know those super huge, ugly (but oh-so-comfy) underpants otherwise known as "granny panties"? Well, while they might kill your sex drive, a powder blue pair of granny panties and a quick thinking boy saved a woman's kitchen.
When a pair of British cousins tried to make a bite for supper, their meal went up in flames that threatened to torch the kitchen.
One boy quickly grabbed an item from the nearby laundry basket: a pair of XL powder blue woman's underpants. Running the undies under water and throwing it on the flames successful averted disaster, although the unmentionables were destroyed.
"It could have been a lot worse," the woman said. "My family could have been in hospital but the knickers saved the day. I'm just grateful to the boys.
Three cheers for the granny panty, a thong in this situation would have been disastrous!












ReaderComments (Page 2 of 2)
1-06-2008 @ 10:55PM
anthony said...granny pants are no big deal as long as granny is loveable.she can put out a mans fire with pantys on or off
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1-06-2008 @ 11:17PM
linda said...it's what's under the pantie's that counts....
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1-06-2008 @ 11:39PM
IVAN NEGRON said...Nothing is wrong with granny panties. That's how everybody met women for the first time, wearing those beauties. They symbolize womanhood, femeninity, gusto, taste. Bikinies are mostly for girls, bimbos, hookers.. So are thongs. Besides, women look delicious in grannies.
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1-06-2008 @ 11:42PM
sue said...can't do that with a thong, lol
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1-07-2008 @ 12:32AM
patricia camacho said...comfort is "in" I like thongs but still
wear the comfortable granny panties!!!!!
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1-07-2008 @ 1:15AM
Mira said...I don't get thongs. Imagine something stuck in your crack for a day and how it would smell.Or leaving a string of floss in your teeth, how comfortable is that. Not to mention other things..... Yes, some girls look awesome in them, you got to have the body for that. But I have seen a few at the tanning salon....:Give me granny panties anyday and make them red for New Years for good luck, lol.
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1-07-2008 @ 1:40AM
brian said...BUT WHERE ARE THE SKID MARKS? WERE THEY CLEAN OR DIRTY?
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1-07-2008 @ 3:33PM
Marsha said...Sheesh! People can sure get up tight about underwear! What I wear underneath is no one's business but my own! And I am all for comfort! As a grandmother of 15, I think I am entitled to wear whatever I want without comments from others! I've earned it!
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1-07-2008 @ 4:13AM
CAROL said...i'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR GRANNIE PANTIES FOR ALOOOONG TIME. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE i CAN FIND THEM........CAROL
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1-07-2008 @ 5:04AM
LeeAnn said...Excuse me Gents, but aren't "Mens Briefs aka Tidy Whities" very similar to the so called "Granny Panty"? If we can tolerate you wearing yours, then you can certainly tolerate women wearing theirs?
Thongs are nothing more than a string that gets stuck inbetween someones crack whether they are a petite Size 2 or a 22!!!!!
It is also a FACT that cotton underwear is the best to wear as it is a natural fabric and breathes. The worst thing anyone can wear are fabric blends or nylon. They may be decorative etc, but a Gynecologist Dream for infections. SO Men, if you love your Lady and want her to be healthy and happy, stop snickering and referring to Ladies Briefs as Granny Panties. Hey, you may even get luckier than you thought!!!!
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1-07-2008 @ 3:38AM
Jossy said...oh heck, all women should know that cotton is the best due to it being absorbant and much cooler than what the skimpy stuff is made from. that crap only lasts a few washings and the elastic is shot, it gets runs in it like nylon stockings do, and yes, they creep up on ya. i'll never be a granny, never had kids, but i like jockey's brand for woman. come in pretty colors, elastic doesn't die within two months, they don't creep...or get baggy. fruit of the loom falls apart and so does hanes for women. i used to wear the slippery fancy ones but it cost so much to keep replacing them so often. got tired of spending so much time in the pantie section of a store just to know i'd be back again soon for more. at least a pair of cotton drawers can be run under water and used to douse a small fire...use a pair made out of that slippery crap and it's like tossing diesel onto the fire. plus, it isn't what's inside the panties that count, it's what's inside the brain that's in the panties that counts. so there!
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1-07-2008 @ 3:53AM
richard said...i think theyre sexy
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1-07-2008 @ 4:29AM
tomlinsonjk said...Carol....try Target, Walmart or JCPenney. These panties are getting harder and harder to find. Be sure you get the ones with elastic in the leg openings or they won't be as comfortable.
Great story. I needed a laugh.
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1-07-2008 @ 4:35AM
Hippie said...I prefer no panties that way you can have it aired out and fresh smelling. Oh yeah and mow the grass too.
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1-07-2008 @ 4:40AM
Poptart said...Hurray for Butt Flossers, oh I mean thongs!
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1-07-2008 @ 5:26AM
jenifer said...well look at the baby boom in the 40's and 50's you think woman have thongs back then ? NO rubber was used in undergarments and men did them any as, there was no victoria sercets back then. or there was what we call the granny paties back then too. oh by the way in bridget jones movie hugh grant likes the granny panties!!!
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1-07-2008 @ 8:40PM
alicia said...Ya know it Lee ann
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1-09-2008 @ 1:51PM
buffman said...We will cover this, literally on our radio show!
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1-10-2008 @ 4:06PM
lizzie said...see, now i have an excuse on why i wear mine...lol i need to put out the fires that i am starting...lol great story, and BTW, i never had anyone complain about my GP's, they are easier to take off anyway when a piece of them isn't stuck between the cheeks...xo ciao
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