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Long Island Lolita resurfaces
Filed under: Behaving Badly, In The News, Weird But True, That's Entertainment
Remember Amy Fisher, also known as the "Long Island Lolita"? She was the teenager who shot her lover's (Joey Buttafuoco) wife in the face a point-blank range somehow thinking that was the best way to achieve a fairytale ending to her under-the-age-of-consent relationship.
Fisher is the married mother of two kids of her own now and has taken up a hobby befitting someone of the soccermom set: promoting a sex tape she stars in.
But Fisher didn't set out to be a sex tape star. It appears that her husband, in a fit of jerkishness during their divorce, sold a tape of he and Amy enjoying a little, uhhh, "married person massages" to an online sex company. Since the guy is obviously a gentleman and major catch, Fisher reconciled with him and opted for a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled. Since being released, the tape is the #1 porn download.
Jokes the thirty-three year old, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."
She also admitted that explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard when her 6-year-old son and 3 -year-old daughter get older.
You know, a video of mommy and daddy having sex might be a welcome distraction from the "When Mommy was a girl, she slept with an older man, shot his wife in the face, and then went to jail" discussion.
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1-04-2008 @ 7:17PM
Meagan said...If nothing else, you can't fault her sense of humor.
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1-09-2008 @ 3:27PM
Lyvvie said...The longer she'd fight that kind of lawsuit, the more media she'd get for it, bring up all the old crap too and I can honestly see how accepting a pay-out would be simpler.
But really - What a Dick of a husband. I mean, we know she's not got the best taste in men but most folks learn from their mistakes.
At least it's just plain ole' normal marrige sex. Is that really worth a top porn download spot??
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