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Am I the only one here with bunk DVDs?

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My Mom stood directly in front of the muted TV in the living room, systematically pressing every button on the DVD remote to no avail. I fiddled with the batteries on the TV remote: perhaps that was the problem, why the hapless piece of crap wouldn't fire up past the welcome screen.

Nolan sat under my Dad's armpit on the living room couch with a bowl of popcorn and a pile of napkins on the small table in front of them.

Said Nolan,"What happeneeng to TD?"
Muttered my Dad,"This thing never works, it never works."

"I don't know what's wrong with this thing," my Mom fretted, and if my Mom ever swore, she totally would have then. I frowned at the DVD, the video stuck on the welcome screen with that Eddie Murphy donkey flapping wildly all over the screen. I knew what he was saying: Pick me! Oh pick me!" and not hearing it was just as irritating.

My Dad got up and started impatiently clicking the buttons on the DVD player: the skip button, the mute button, the play button 6 times. Suddenly, the little piggies waddled into action and Shrek began. Finally. Until halfway through the movie when the DVD started getting stuck.

This circumstance has happened to me about 5 billion and 7 times in the last five years since DVDs took over the VHS market. At first I thought it was just me, because I am a technical blockhead, but I keep hearing anecdotes about DVDs that had to be returned to the store because they stopped halfway. And I have never been able to just smoothly insert a DVD movie and have it run without some serious random button pushing on the remote as frustration mounts and sweat trickles.

Tell me I'm not the only one who wishes VHS players would come back in style, dammit, I don't care how that dates me.

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