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Bizarre celebrity baby names

Categories: Celeb kids, Celeb parenting

Non-famous parents do it too, but celebrities do seem to have a special knack for saddling their kids with unusual monikers. And while the bizarre baby-naming trend does seem to be growing, it has actually been happening for quite some time. Just ask 25-year-old Fifi Trixibelle, daughter of singer/songwriter Bob Geldof. Or her sister, 18-year-old Peaches Honeyblossom.

Maybe Frank Zappa started this trend back in 1967 when he named his daughter Moon Unit. As bizarre as that is, you kind of expected it from Frank Zappa. But how to explain Sylvester Stallone's Sage Moonblood? Or Jason Lee's Pilot Inspektor?

Crazy Celebrity Kids' Names(click thumbnails to view gallery)

Nicolas CageRob MorrowRobert Rodriguez and sonsThe Oliver GirlsMoon Unit Zappa with Lou Reed

For your reading pleasure, Cracked.com has compiled a list of the 20 most bizarre celebrity names. Although Apple Martin did make the list, that name sounds positively ordinary compared to some of the others. What is your favorite bizarre celeb baby name?

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