Eva Longoria is fat, not pregnant
Categories: Bump Watch, Rumors
If you think Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria is looking a little thick around the middle these days, you aren't alone. After she was photographed sporting a protruding belly, rumors started swirling that the wife of Tony Parker had a bun in the oven. Apparently, what she had in there was pasta, not a baby.
"I'm not pregnant now!" she says. "I've just gained weight from being on strike. My publicist sends me a picture. She's like, 'So they're saying you're pregnant, you have a baby bump.' I'm like, 'I just finished eating.' I had no bump. I just ate pasta and Italian and my pants were too tight and totally have a gut. But this pregnancy thing, we're just laughing our butts off, cause I really just had a fat day."
Ah, the fat day. Who hasn't had one or twenty of those?
"I'm not pregnant now!" she says. "I've just gained weight from being on strike. My publicist sends me a picture. She's like, 'So they're saying you're pregnant, you have a baby bump.' I'm like, 'I just finished eating.' I had no bump. I just ate pasta and Italian and my pants were too tight and totally have a gut. But this pregnancy thing, we're just laughing our butts off, cause I really just had a fat day."
Ah, the fat day. Who hasn't had one or twenty of those?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Amanda 1-15-2008 @ 2:31PM
people are nuts!!! I looked at the picture and it looks like her jacket was just lifted away from her stomach. like the wind caught it or something.
hell, maybe she sucks her gut in usually and they just caught her with her gut out!
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vanesaroxx 1-16-2008 @ 2:34PM
wish I were that fat
Marcia 1-15-2008 @ 2:37PM
I agree, I think her jacket is just bulging out a little from movement. She is by NO standards 'fat'.
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SKL 1-15-2008 @ 3:18PM
Aren't you the person who said you didn't want your little girl to grow up with unhealthy ideas about body image? I think you should remember that when you start commenting on anyone who is not officially obese.
Eva Longoria could gain 20 pounds (probably more) and still be gorgeous. I think it's sick (as well as mean) to associate the word "fat" with her name.
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Denise 1-16-2008 @ 2:12PM
If they think she is pregnant, I'd hate to hear what they thought if they saw me!!! LOLOL
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me 1-16-2008 @ 2:23PM
lol you mean "thick" not "think"
god can't people double check?
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Leana Jo 1-16-2008 @ 2:44PM
It's like when you wear baggy, oversized clothes people automatically assume you are overweight. That's just nuts to think that way. Her jacket just flew up a little. Doesn't mean she's fat! C'mon!!
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LoveMyKids 1-16-2008 @ 2:40PM
Do you know you have a typo in the first sentence? Think should be thick, yes?
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sue 1-16-2008 @ 2:46PM
how about showing the picture with the article?
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Tony 1-16-2008 @ 2:50PM
Who cares? I don't. So much in the world that needs attention. But no, we want to know things like this. We look at the so called stars so much we want to be like them.
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Mea 1-16-2008 @ 2:52PM
Her stomach is as flat as a board. Only her jacket is stuck out. I can't imagine why they would talk about her being pregnant. I guess it was a slow news day.
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Lisa B 1-16-2008 @ 3:04PM
Gosh, the press has to invade everyone's space and judge these women and how they look, the rest of us have had more than at least 20 fat days and I personally would like to look like Eva for even one day...:).
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ferpres 1-16-2008 @ 3:25PM
yes, I agree her jacket is out....besides, her face is too thin for her to be pregnant.
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mindy 1-16-2008 @ 3:34PM
It's so pathetic - there are so many tabloid journalists out there desperate to report something new. They always show these potential baby "bumps" that don't look like anything to me. It's boring. Why do we have to have all the speculation and gossip. It will be obvious in a few months if anyone is pregnant. I personally have the patience to wait. Boring, boring, boring. Who cares? Yawn.......
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Kandi 1-16-2008 @ 3:37PM
I' so tired of all these celebrities showing their pregnant bellies... who cares??? You would think they were the only women who got pregnant????
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Leana Jo 1-16-2008 @ 3:59PM
I totally agree with you, Kandi. Who cares!!! There's pregnant women everyday, every month, every year, and every where!!! Sheesh!! Who gives a damn, right...Right on, sista!!
MAR 1-16-2008 @ 3:37PM
You can tell by the way her pants fit right below the bottom edge of the jacket that is not her belly.
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Jae Bowen 1-16-2008 @ 3:38PM
At one time I too was that petite and after eating any meal it looked like I was pregnant. It just goes with the territory of being small! Enjoy your pasta Eva!
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Diane 1-16-2008 @ 7:37PM
What do you mean, pasta? I think you should have said burritos.
Jae Bowen 1-16-2008 @ 9:48PM
Sorry Diane but she stated she had just eaten pasta and Italian! She has good taste as I being Italian love my ethnic food but Mexican food (burrito's) come in a real close second. Every woman in time will gain weight and so shall Eva!