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The very last days of a pregnancy

Categories: Just For Moms, Pregnancy & Birth

I keep thinking how UNBELIEVABLY pregnant I am, and as each day goes by I keep getting, you know, more pregnant. I'm 38 weeks this week, which isn't even as pregnant as a person can possibly be, and yet I can't possibly imagine being even one more minute pregnant because holy crap, can a human body seriously take this sort of EXPANSION? And the answer, of course, is "Yes, but not without consequences!"

I have new annoying symptoms, the worst being a sort of buzzing nerve pain shooting down the inside of my right thigh whenever the baby gets into a certain position. I don't know what in the heck he's pushing against, but it suuuuuucks. My pelvis feels like it's about to crack in two, and I've officially begun to waddle. I try and keep decent posture so my back doesn't get bent out of shape, but it's nearly impossible: I look like a giant letter C when I lumber around the house.

The grossest side effect of all? When I'm lying down, if the baby rolls against my stomach in a particular way, it's like the acidic contents of my belly just get pushed up the back of my throat like a squeezed tube of toothpaste. Thank god for tropical-flavored Tums, which I've eaten my own weight in over the last several weeks.

I'm complaining, but oh, not really. I'm so glad I've made it this far, and that my baby has been healthy and active the whole time. The whole crazy, astounding process is worth every battery-acid-burp and sciatic twinge, because the result is so damn wonderful.

Just a few more days, friends. Riley's baby brother will be here on Monday.

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