Could you summarize your parenting experience in six words?
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Since I joined ParentDish last fall, I have written 38,711 words. I count each and every one of them.
(KIDDING. It's just a feature on our publishing software.)
When it comes to topics near and dear to us, it can be nearly impossible to summarize our feelings in a simple sentence. (Our particular community of commenters would agree, yes?)
Smith Magazine's book, Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure, features a multitude of funny or moving six-word memoirs about babies by all types of writers. Some examples are:
My baby's name was Sydney Jane. - Margot Bertoni
Found true love after 9 months. - Jody Smith
My daughter's baby. Inconvenient and incredible. - Laurie White
Multiple miscarriages. Cousin will carry baby. - Joanne Brody
So devastated, no babies for me. - Jennifer Faulkner
Carnivore and herbivore birth magical omnivore. - Morgan Spurlock
Eight thousand orgasms. Only one baby. - Neal Pollack
Sperm too potent, now have triplets. - Renee Schunk
Think you have the perfect six-word memoir? Submit your own memoir here and you might be considered for their next book!
(KIDDING. It's just a feature on our publishing software.)
When it comes to topics near and dear to us, it can be nearly impossible to summarize our feelings in a simple sentence. (Our particular community of commenters would agree, yes?)
Smith Magazine's book, Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure, features a multitude of funny or moving six-word memoirs about babies by all types of writers. Some examples are:
My baby's name was Sydney Jane. - Margot Bertoni
Found true love after 9 months. - Jody Smith
My daughter's baby. Inconvenient and incredible. - Laurie White
Multiple miscarriages. Cousin will carry baby. - Joanne Brody
So devastated, no babies for me. - Jennifer Faulkner
Carnivore and herbivore birth magical omnivore. - Morgan Spurlock
Eight thousand orgasms. Only one baby. - Neal Pollack
Sperm too potent, now have triplets. - Renee Schunk
Think you have the perfect six-word memoir? Submit your own memoir here and you might be considered for their next book!












ReaderComments (Page 1 of 1)
2-10-2008 @ 2:21PM
Anji said...The best thing I've ever done. :o)
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2-10-2008 @ 6:23PM
the goddess anna said...Not a perfect mother, oh well. : )
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2-10-2008 @ 8:49PM
Michelle said...My Sweet Miracles; Driving Me Insane!
tomorrow, it may be:
My Miracle Lights, How They Shine!
It all depends on how badly Mommy needs a drink, not how much I love them and appreciate all I/we went through getting them here alive and healthy.
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2-10-2008 @ 9:08PM
Heather said...Good day, bad day, every day.
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2-10-2008 @ 11:10PM
SKL said...Shoulda done this ten years ago.
Does "shoulda" count as a word?
OK how bout:
My girls totally rock my world.
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2-10-2008 @ 11:35PM
courtney said...It's Not All Fun And Games!!
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2-11-2008 @ 12:25AM
Angie Felton said...Literally poopy, extremely exhausting, yet worthwhile.
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2-11-2008 @ 8:36AM
mamacheryl said...This mom: Tired, frazzled, and swooning.
Cheryl
http://redpens-diapers.blogspot.com
http://skinnymeals.blogspot.com
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2-11-2008 @ 8:57AM
Melissa said...I blogged because I loved you.
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2-11-2008 @ 10:08AM
Adriene said...My daughters, love knows no bounds.
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2-13-2008 @ 5:49AM
Bev said...Bring it on; I cannot wait
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