The darling onesies, the special bottles, the handknit booties...we mothers know the baby shower drill, right? Well, if you are looking for some gifts that will stand out amongst the sea of blankets and burp rags, you've come to the right place.

Warning: recipients of these gifts need to possess a SENSE OF HUMOR.

Is the new mom planning on breastfeeding? Well, she could always use some extra nipples.

At some point, the newly sleep-deprived parents will be fueled on nothing but sheer desperation. Might I suggest a Control-A-Kid?

Expecting a boy? Don't get sprayed in the face. Use some Pee-Pee TeePees. (Although, honestly, they really don't work. Trust me, I LEARNED THE HARD WAY.)

At some point, the new parents will want to spend a night away from their precious baby. Be sure to keep the babysitter up-to-date with a Don't Kill The Kids Pad.

Every little baby needs some Boo Boo Kisses, right?

Finally, this will solve many late night dilemmas (and possibly save you from divorce). The Wheel of Responsibility.