Hollywood moms strut their swimsuit stuff
Categories: Just for moms, Pregnancy & birth, Life & style, In the news, That's entertainment
Need another reason to feel inadequate? Well, here's another. USMagazine.com has posted nine pictures of Hollywood moms in their bikinis. Some of them look fabulous. Some of them (Lisa Rinna, anyone?) look scary. Some of them look so good it makes me want to throw up.
I never looked like that in a bikini before I had a baby! Of course, I don't have a personal trainer and work out seven hours a day or get paid to look that good (although my husband says I look that way anyway...I think I'll keep him).
Interestingly enough, some of the moms are younger and some are a little more mature. Poster child for hot mom Heather Locklear is 46 years old. Now, I'm not knocking 46, but that woman's body looks better than those of a lot of teenagers. Also of note is how the gals claim they keep in shape. Whether or not it's true it's nice to think some of them have to work for it too.
Perhaps if the snaps are a hit US will move on to hot celebrity moms in one-pieces. Those can be hot too, you know.
And, by the way? Tori Spelling looks smashing pregnant. She should be that way all the time. Maybe it's the self-tanner but that woman has a glow. Also by the way? That is EXACTLY how I look in my bikini. EXACTLY.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
nongming 5-16-2008 @ 5:37AM
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Inger 5-16-2008 @ 8:51AM
I thought some of those moms just looked unhealthy! I don't find seeing people's sternums and collars bones so clearly to be hot. I think they need to learn to enjoy their food!
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Judy 5-16-2008 @ 2:51PM
A few of the moms did look a little too skinny, but I thought most of them looked great, and not unrealistic at all. True, I've never really had a weight problem or had to work hard to stay thin, but that's probably a lot of the reason these women are in the public eye in the first place - looking good comes easy to them. I was glad to see the one mom who said she lost her baby weight following a 2,000 calorie a day diet. I am SO SICK of seeing diet plans that recommend 1300 calories a day, which is not reasonable or healthy for most people.
As I've been worried about wearing a bikini because I have a tiny bit of belly fat I've been too lazy to lose, after seeing these pictures, I'm actually feeling much more confident, and will probably put my bikini back on next week at the beach!
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barbar 5-17-2008 @ 9:45PM
When are you people going to grow up?? Unless you see these people in person, there is no believing what you see. Remember airbrushing and botox? How about computer manipulation??? Technology can make legs thinner, chins slimmer and who knows what else!!!!
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angie 5-17-2008 @ 10:06PM
I think that Lisa Rinna's torso looks like a man's. What happened to women's body's having waists and hips?
Look at actresses of the past like Marilyn Monroe and Rita Hayworth...they looked like women and had gorgeous figures.
I am sorry, but I think that some of these actresses are too thin and don't really have what are considered nice figures...they are just too thin and the female body seems to be morphing into an adronygous one by the looks of some of them.
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Jane 5-17-2008 @ 11:07PM
My God! Kate Hudson has one disgusting body. She looks like a boy!
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d gebhart 5-18-2008 @ 12:19AM
If you got it flaunt it. I bet every women in the country envies these women.
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Mark 5-18-2008 @ 5:46AM
It doesn't matter WHO you add to the portfolio.... NONE of them can compare to Elle MacPherson!
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relerbug 5-28-2008 @ 8:04PM
Well, if you were a couple babies into it, you have old age creeping at your front door (and back door for that matter), you had an established career KNOWN for your figure, and you've got STUPID AS$ paparazzi following you around EVERYWHERE you go... you might be a bit obsessed with your body too. I mean, think about the critisism they get every time they leave their home. "She's too thick" or "she's too thin" or "look at her butt" or "look at her chin". Who are we to judge? We are probably the reason half these women either over-indulge or get as rail thin as they are. Shame on all of us.
(exception: Tara Reid. Now THAT girl is just a sad, sad case)
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