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Hollywood moms strut their swimsuit stuff
Need another reason to feel inadequate? Well, here's another. USMagazine.com has posted nine pictures of Hollywood moms in their bikinis. Some of them look fabulous. Some of them (Lisa Rinna, anyone?) look scary. Some of them look so good it makes me want to throw up.
I never looked like that in a bikini before I had a baby! Of course, I don't have a personal trainer and work out seven hours a day or get paid to look that good (although my husband says I look that way anyway...I think I'll keep him).
Interestingly enough, some of the moms are younger and some are a little more mature. Poster child for hot mom Heather Locklear is 46 years old. Now, I'm not knocking 46, but that woman's body looks better than those of a lot of teenagers. Also of note is how the gals claim they keep in shape. Whether or not it's true it's nice to think some of them have to work for it too.
Perhaps if the snaps are a hit US will move on to hot celebrity moms in one-pieces. Those can be hot too, you know.
And, by the way? Tori Spelling looks smashing pregnant. She should be that way all the time. Maybe it's the self-tanner but that woman has a glow. Also by the way? That is EXACTLY how I look in my bikini. EXACTLY.
Hollywood's REAL hot mamas(click thumbnails to view gallery)