Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twin girls, Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt. The girls' middle names come from Angelina's and Brad's moms, respectively. (I understand they got the idea from me; my daughter Sara Diane got her middle name from my mother-in-law.)

The children were reportedly born in France, where the family has recently taken up residence in the Provence region. Both E! Online and People, however, say that the kids are not only still cooped up inside the second most gorgeous baby oven in the world (after my own wife, of course) but that the gender of the kids is still a mystery.

People quotes Jolie's rep as saying "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France." Jolie and Pitt are moving into a 35-bedroom estate with a vineyard and moat; Jolie has said she wants to have the babies in the country where her late mother was born.

I guess we'll all just have to keep biting our nails until we hear a definite yea or nay.