Life with a nearly-3-year-old
Enjoying the simple things in life:
"I happy to be holding this blue cup!"
Following a thought to its logical conclusion:
"Daddy goes poop on the potty like a big boy and he get an M&M? A GWEEN one?"
Criticizing parental music abilities:
"No WHISTLING wight now. No SINGING. Hey you guys, dat's enough!"
"I want some milk, please. Please, right now. Fank you!"
Learning cause and effect:
"You going exercise, get all sweaty, needa SHOWER? Mommy's socks SMELLY?"
Torturing the household pets:
"Eeeeeeeee! It's the kitty, Mommy. Say: meow meow! I pull her tail, okay?"
Fashioning artful excuses:
"No, I can't pick up dat toy, I'm too little."
"Dat's a TWO PUMP camel right dere."
Revealing someone's foul language habits, probably his father's:
"Mommy? I have a, um, shiddy diaper."
Working on his standup routine:
"What TIME it is? Eleben? Oh, I thought it was BOOTY TIME."
Specific mealtime requests:
"I want a peanut butter and peanut butter sandwich, Mommy. No jam! Just peanut butter. No jam wight now, okay?"
"You have a booboo, Mommy? I kiss it, it all better."
"Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go? Where Daddy go?"
Ask Us Anything About Parenting
- Is it legal to claim relation to a person ? ( OR DOES IT HAVE TO BE FOR MONATERY GAIN) TO BE ILLEGAL ?
- Copyright court case litigation? the words spoken by attorney at trial ? in defense of a product or person(or as plaintiff or defendant))
- The need for a military is consistant with the intellect on the land being able to convert metals into a computer example
Start by teaching him that it is safe to do so.