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Carrie Bradshaw that baby: High heels for newborns

Categories: Newborns, Babies, Life & style, Playground bureau

Just when you think you've seen it all when it comes to baby apparel, you run across something like Heelarious; high heels for babies ages 0-6 months.

The non-functional heels are jokey clothing item for non-walkers (the foam heel would collapse if weight was put on it) designed to elicit smiles and possibly all the illusion of length to those chubby, not-yet-unfurled legs (and improve the line of those teeny dresses!) at the same time.

Personally, I find the MaryJane faux tights adorable, but am not so sure about heels on a baby. It sort of makes me really happy I had boys and didn't ever have to deal with this sort of stuff.

I can't help but wonder, would Carrie Bradshaw put a pair on a little baby Big? Would YOU?!

Would you ever put your baby in fake high heels?

via Jezebel

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