How NOT to pay for breast implants - Hire a hit man to kill your mom

by Susan Wagner (Subscribe to Susan Wagner's posts)
Sep 29th 2008 1:00PM

Filed under: Teens, In The News, Weird But True

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This is so weird I'm not even sure where to start: CNN is reporting that a Colorado teen is in police custody after hiring two men to kill his mother.

The motive? He wanted money to pay for his girfriend's boob job.

See what I mean?

18-year-old Nikita Lee Weis is accused of hiring Juan Antonio Velez Gonzalez, 18, and Brandon Michael Soroka, 19, to kill his mom. The men allegedly attacked Weis' mother, Hyun, last Thursday with a baseball bat. She was taken to a hospital after the beating, which occurred at her home, but was released on Friday.

Weis is in police custody, as are Velez Gonzalez and Soroka. Also being held is Weis' 21-year-old girlfriend, Sophia Nicole Alsept. According to Fountain, CO, Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett, Weis and Alsept were planning to sell Hyun Weis' car and empty out her checking account; the pair were going to use the money to pay for Alsept's breast implants. And as if that weren't bad enough, the suspects are reported to have discussed wrapping Mrs. Weis' body in plastic and dumping her in the desert.

The four are being held on $50,000 bail. I seriously doubt that Mrs. Weis will be paying to spring her son from jail.