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Judging by the comments on the story about 89-year-old Edna Jester being arrested for refusing to return her neighbor's football, I think you will all be pleased with the latest development in that story. The Blue Ash, Ohio prosecutor has decided to drop the misdemeanor theft charge that was filed against Jester after she applied the 'finders keepers' rule to an errant football that landed in her yard.We can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Jester won't be facing up to six months in jail for stealing her 13-year-old neighbor's football. But clearly Jester herself was never worried. When told the news, she said: "They are dropping them? I knew the good Lord was in my arrangements and that I had plenty of friends in back of me. I have too many friends in this world. There is nobody that is going to let anything happen to me," she said.
Since the original story, more details of how that football came to be in her yard have been revealed. It wasn't deliberate and it wasn't even the kid's fault. The boy's father, Paul Tanis, overthrew the ball and when he went to retrieve it, Jester had beaten him to it. She told him that if he wanted the ball back he would have to call the police. He did call the cops, but says he never intended for Jester to be arrested.
That she was arrested can be blamed on the fact that the officer who responded to the call wasn't the one Jester was accustomed to. (Accustomed to? You know, I think if you have a 'favorite' police officer then perhaps it is time you took a good look at the way you are living your life.) The cop who showed up looked too young and Jester didn't buy his credentials. So, another officer, Sgt. Dennis Whitman, arrived on the scene. He was adamant that Jester return the ball or be arrested. We all know what happened after that. Jester was arrested and all hell broke loose.
If, as one commenter suggested, Jester is just a lonely old lady looking for attention, she sure got what she was looking for. The story of Edna and the football caught the attention of Inside Edition and she even got a call from the Dr. Phil show. You know you are special when Dr. Phil wants to talk to you. In addition, hundreds of area residents supported Edna and even planned to show up, footballs in hand, during her scheduled court appearance. I guess she really does have plenty of friends.
And if you think that Jester is in any way considering changing her ornery ways, then you obviously don't know Edna Jester. She says she has no intention of returning the football -- or any of the other balls and frisbees in her collection.











ReaderComments (Page 1 of 9)
10-23-2008 @ 10:35PM
nickie said...It is Blue Ash, OHIO
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10-23-2008 @ 9:15PM
el07szg said...What an old hag! Im sorry God forgive me but whats the
big deal if a ball falls in your yard? Whats gonna happen
your grass is gonna get damaged? I have a neighbor and he
is old, and my daughters basketball, fell in his yard on accident
and the old man yelled at my daughter and scared her half to
death! What ever happen to love your neighbors?
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10-25-2008 @ 3:31PM
chris said...She reminds me of the miserable ugly old prune we had living on our block. She would scream at us for playing ball in the street on Saturday or riding our bikes past her house. God forbid a ball went in our yard, we never were allowed to get it. She bragged about all her friends too, and all our parents would say hi and bye to her.
But she died alone in a nursing home with no wake and no one but the priest and her daughter at her funeral. She was the only person in the old neighborhood that didn't have a Standing Room only Funeral. Mostly people reacted with an "eh" when we heard she had dies. You reap what you sew.
10-25-2008 @ 3:39PM
Jim g said...I do hope some of you feel better when you get old. i can remember when old people was respected. as for the yard maybe there were flowers . its so hard for a old person to get around and keep a yard. younger people now are taught to disrespect older people dommiracer
10-25-2008 @ 3:56PM
sandra ramos said...What ever happened to teaching kids manners or to respect neighbor's privacy? How do you know this old man isn't sick in bed, or was asleep? Parents are too quick to coddle their "poor babies" instead of teaching them some manners or common sense! Yes, things get tossed accidently into neighbor's yards, and the PROPER way to retrieve them is get your PARENT to walk over with the child, because usually when an old person sees a kid at the door , their afraid they're having a prank played on them! YOU should have gone over there, instead of leaving it up to a child to deal with an adult!
10-25-2008 @ 4:05PM
granny said...yes what ever happened to love thy neighbor.and parents teaching their kids to respect their neighbors and play somewhere else. and hey dad cant you keep to your own yard.
10-25-2008 @ 4:12PM
N said...If the eighty-nine year old had been in the yard and the foot ball hit her, she could have been severely injured or worse. Wait until you are older and see how you feel.
10-25-2008 @ 5:12PM
Bill said...You obviously have good neighbors. My neighbors have left screwdrivers and tire tools laying in my yard. I found them while mowing my yard. Imagine if the mower had launched them. I knew exactly who these items belonged to. Instead of knocking on the trailer trash renters door, I decided the items would be better in a landfill.
10-25-2008 @ 5:17PM
MJ said...Here's the problem with your kid's "ball,"....it happens way TOO much and neighbors get SICK of it. After all, it IS their yard/land, so if it accidentally gets knocked to your neighbor's side of the property, and they refuse to give you back the ball, then you should consider that a lesson well learned. Finders keepers is RIGHT after TWO times of this happening. I'm NOT an elderly person, and I also have a teenager...but I'd tell her the SAME thing.
10-25-2008 @ 6:11PM
URKiddinMee said...Your attitude is just what has contributed to a whole generation of spoiled, selfish BRATS! Why not teach your daughter to keep out of the neighbor's yard and toss her basketball some other damned place. . . like YOUR yard or maybe the park paid for by taxing all, including your neighbor?
I see kids riding their bikes in traffic and shooting drivers the finger who tap their horns to warn them of their presence. Time was when a little POS who was worthless enough to do something like that would get a good belt swat to his ass. Not any more. We now have a generation of spoiled brats raising yet another generation of even more worthless brats.
10-25-2008 @ 6:39PM
Rosie said...Had that same thing happen to me. The snot nosed brats next door kept throwing things over my fence to try to kill my dog. Toxic markers, little plastic toys she could swallow and might choke on, even poisonous meat that my iron-stomached dog promptly threw up.
Good thing the ball landed in a pile left by my dog. When I sent it sailing back over the fence it came with an unexpected addition. Never happened again I'm here to tell you!
10-25-2008 @ 6:15PM
ED Toland said...At least the cops did something. I have a house in Sevierville TN. The nieghbor kid brok into it and also vandalized my car breaking a window and slicing all the tires. A niegbor saw it happen. The police came and did nothing. They would not even talk to the kid or his parents. They told me that they would have to witness it themselves.
Lets get real here. Our problems are much worse that talking about this. We need to talk about gangs etc. If we can't stop a 89 year old woman the we are in trouble.
10-25-2008 @ 7:01PM
DrLohr said...Pull up your pants sonny boy,
10-25-2008 @ 7:15PM
bob ferrese said...Does this apply to golf balls in a yard adjacent to a golf course.
There are some who will not let you retrieve a ball. Should I call the police.
10-25-2008 @ 8:21PM
betty said...You evidently didn't see the earlier articles about this incident. It was not a "one time" thing. It's happened repeatedly... daily..many many times... kids playing in her yard...the ball landing up side her home over and over.
The parents need to teach their children to play in their OWN yards .
10-25-2008 @ 9:12PM
sjones said...lol!! Perhaps if you had shown kindness and love to your neighbor, he would not have had the sour attitude and kindly returned your daughter's ball. Being friendly and kind to your neighbor BEFORE something happens usually makes incidents easier to manage. :)
10-24-2008 @ 8:48AM
Paul Cyopick said...I guess she doesn't remember the days when she was a kid. Acting like this is only going to make the children react negatively when they come across other elderly people, some of which may need their help one day.
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10-25-2008 @ 3:41PM
wytzox1 said...She was probably just as mean and nasty when she was a child!
10-25-2008 @ 6:41PM
Rosie said...When they took away the weapons from the parents they gave the bastards they raise the privelege to act as unholy terrors. This is the reason the youth of today NEED to get tattoos. They never had a hand laid on them to correct their little shit heads. Don't you know "Tattoos hurt and I like it!"
Better for the mom and dad to tan their fannies than for the mom and dad to let them act in such fashions. They will kill their little siblings and get away with it because the weapons of punishment have been removed from the parents hands.
10-24-2008 @ 11:26AM
David said...What i get from this story is the women hates young people. SHe refuse to believe a cop because he looked too young (she should be arrested for refusing to speak to the cop , a younger person would) and she steals (yes steals stuff from kids taking stuff that is not yours is stealing does not matter if you are, 8 or 89) from kids.
Thier is some Justice in the world, several groups have sent the kids footballs so she will have more balls to steal in the future
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