Manilow Music to Scare Off Mall Teens
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Manilow's music will be piped into the mall where kids are most likely to hang out. Business owners and local officials hope that the easy-listening greatest hits will make the locale just uncool enough to force the teens out. Or, perhaps, soothe them into setting down their spray cans.
"The intention is to change the environment in a positive way...so nobody feels threatened or intimidated," says business association manager Paul Lonsdale. "I did not say Barry Manilow is a weapon of mass destruction."
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Even the crooner himself admits, ''To tell you the truth, I'm not crazy about pop music. I never have been.'' His iPod is more likely set to ''very, very heavy rock-and-roll.''
Barry Manilow may have once written the songs that made the young girls cry, but he doesn't scare today's teenagers. "We would just bring a stereo and play it louder," says 16-year-old rebel Emma Belcher. Lonsdale passed along this warning to Emma: Do it, and you'll get slapped with a noise violation.
Will Barry Manilow really scare kids off? Officials typically add security guards, cameras or extra police patrols to deter kids from gathering and causing trouble. But if his tunes actually do the trick, Christchurch may have just stumbled on a kinder, gentler and cheaper way to tame our own unruly children.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
jbjg24m 3-04-2009 @ 6:34AM
always knew that his music was good for something !
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hapmar23 3-04-2009 @ 8:47AM
I have thought for a long time that it would be a good idea to pipe music into the whole world - to maybe bring peace everywhere! Music is such a positive emotion stimulator. World peace thru music? Wouldn't that be nice?
Ana 3-05-2009 @ 1:58PM
How will this really help? Most kids today have ipods and are amazingly good at tuning out the outside world when they have headphones. I know I've walked around the mall with my headphones on because the music was crap. Didn't bother me one bit.
Sheila Peace 3-04-2009 @ 7:58AM
Very funny story, very funny solution. I happen to be over 50 and I enjoy Barry Manilow, why not have him perform in another venue. I may have to tune him up at home too, when my kids and their friends descend on our house on what would have otherwise been a quiet evening!
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Mary 3-04-2009 @ 8:04AM
I'm over 60 and it'd run me out.
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willy 3-04-2009 @ 8:33AM
I absolutely love Barry Manilow , I would sit and relax and enjoy the music, although he probably isnt popular with the teen crowd he is more talented than most of these new young singers will probably ever be, so play it loud and proud and maybe these kids will learn to appreciate wonderful music .
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WhiteTigerL77 3-04-2009 @ 9:45AM
I love Barry I seen him soooooo many times.The last time I seen him was in Manchester,NH. Power to the Mall people.They can play his music all they want who cares.
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bobbie 3-04-2009 @ 9:47AM
Where are the parents? Put up cameras and fine em and make em clean it up!
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Mary Sullivan 3-06-2009 @ 2:01AM
Kinda agree with this. I can see how the Manilow may end up running off the nicer teens, while the jacka$$es will just take it as a challenge and stick around. Hope I'm wrong, though. Would be nice if they could solve the problem in such an efficient, low-cost manner. Of course that wouldn't solve the root causes of all the really bad behavior....like other posters have said.
Last time at our mall we noticed truly snooze-inducing muzak, different from the normal crap, almost like aural valium. Hubby said it didn't make him want to buy, just take a nap. Wonder if they were targeting unruly kids with that stuff? lol...
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chialpha04 3-04-2009 @ 10:21AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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mc 3-04-2009 @ 10:30AM
Many years ago I was in charge of the maintenance of some railroad stations. One was open 24 hours a day and had background music. The predacessor to me used to play classic music on the system It actually kept the homeless out of the station at night when there was no supervision. So it can change the mood of people.
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Donald Ross 3-04-2009 @ 10:34AM
Parents, time to get these kids under control. Forget the mall. Are there no jails? actually that is a line from some Charles Dickens book. There need to be places for these teens to go that they can be useful. If they want to hang out and be destructive then I go with Dickens.
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FLLady 3-04-2009 @ 11:58AM
When my kids used to fight in the back seat of he car, I would turn on the "old" music & the louder they got, the louder I got...until they were begging me to turn it off. To this day, my oldest son doesn't want to hear "You Light Up My Life". Finally, a quiet ride home! :)
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eleseles 3-04-2009 @ 10:42AM
well this sounds real good, his music is nice, but some shoppers may get so relaxed that they forget where they are letting their guard down. Falling prey to the wild ones. What is needed is more security and stricter laws against these crimes.
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FLLady 3-04-2009 @ 11:56AM
The police should make the teens leave if they act like brats. Make their parents pick them up. When I was growing up, if I aggravated my parents like that, I paid the price. I thought I got off pretty easy but learned I didn't gain anything except a fight. Teach kids that negative behavior will get negative results. Where are the parents today?? Probably at the mall shopping....
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MIKE 3-04-2009 @ 10:49AM
MORE STUPID "POLITICALLY CORRECT" FOOLISHNESS INSTEAD OF SOLVING THE PROBLEM THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. WHY CIRCUMVENT THE PROBLEM...TELL THE PUNKS TO GET THE HELL OUT OR BE ARRESTED AND FACE FINES....I'M SURE THE $$$$ MONEY COULD BE USED IN THE CITIES COFFERS. KEEP PAMPERING THE DOPES AND THEY NEVER LEARN A LESSON OF AUTHORITY.........
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Tracy 3-04-2009 @ 10:52AM
Has this country forgotten how to have 24-hour police surveillance and guards and arrest these heathens? And, when they arrest them, they should arrest their parents too for not keeping track of their little mongrels. What's with the music idea? How stupid.
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Lupita 3-04-2009 @ 1:07PM
Teaching respect and responsibility starts at HOME. Calling your children filthy names, allowing them to watch trash on television, not spending quality time with them, not showing them affection, not knowing who their friends and friend's parents are...that's the problem. Parenthood is HARD WORK and it is not for everyone. Too many people destroy their children's lives because they feel they HAVE to have children. No you don't. Be responsible and prevent countless heartaches...do not become a parent unless you WANT to be one. For the most part, children will become WHO YOU ARE. If you do not practice respect toward yourself, your family, and society, neither will your child.
Patty 3-04-2009 @ 10:59AM
The dirt bag kids must be laughing their heads off if the only way adults and supervisors of a mall can fight them is with Manilow music. Have you ever heard of police protection and arrests? Get rid of all of this PC cr*p!!!
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Michael 3-04-2009 @ 11:24AM
The brats should have had their asses spanked when younger, this would have taught them manners and given them a positive behavior.
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