Pregnant By Swimming?
Filed under: In The News, Weird But True

Did a teenager get pregnant from swimming in a hotel pool? Photo: sxc.hu
Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?
The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an American thing.











ReaderComments (Page 6 of 51)
7-10-2009 @ 10:25PM
Bianca said...really?
7-10-2009 @ 11:24PM
akcath said...Once I was walking down the street and 9 months later I was pregnant. I wasn't walking with a guy, but I did lean against the traffic pole which is probably why my baby goes from yellow to red to greed and every once in a while starts blinking walk don't walk. My mom was really lame and didn't believe me when I told her, but now when she sees the baby turn colors I think she's starting to. I swear on my baby's life that this is a true story. Really!!!
7-10-2009 @ 11:30PM
Kay Kay said...And i bet you believe that dead birds can fly!!!!!!!!
7-11-2009 @ 12:10AM
Karen said...OMG.. I think this is the most riduclous claim I've ever heard. I cant believe anyone ( including you Jeff ) would actually think this is possible. It is beyond me how blind & down right stupid people can be. This mother is definatly in denial. I actually almost have to feel sorry for people like this.
7-11-2009 @ 12:27AM
foxtrot12234 said...I don't think the pools ready to be a daddy... that pool is so young it was only built like two years ago!!!!
7-11-2009 @ 1:23AM
marshall said...we bred cow water will kill sperm within seconds . so you pool babies better talk with your parents for the real story .because it just not so impossible
7-11-2009 @ 1:34AM
bobby said...It was the gene pool
7-11-2009 @ 2:06AM
just silly said...all they gotta do is check to see if she is a virgin. pool water indeed! I hope they have smart ppl on the jury for this one lol.
7-11-2009 @ 2:12AM
jim g said...well think about this ---maybe it was a sperm whale i wonder what the baby will look like--little fishy to me
7-10-2009 @ 2:10PM
natalya said...The mother needs to stop embarrassing herself and admit that her daughter got knocked up, but more importantly the girl needs to admit what happened. This lawsuit is beyond ridiculous and the hotel needs to countersuit for the lady's stupiditity.
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7-10-2009 @ 5:28PM
CUBANBEE44 said...IF I'M CORRECT- SPERM DIES OUTSIDE OF THE MALE ANATOMY WITHIN 30 SECONDS TO A MINUTE OF BEING EXPOSED TO AIR AND TEMPATURE... I'M PROBALLY WRONG- AND SURE I WILL BE CORRECTED!! MAYBE IT WASN'T SPERM AND POSSIBLY TADPOLES-HAHAHA!! NEXT TIME I'M WAITING IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE I'LL PROBALLY SEE THE HEAD LINE (13 YEAR OLD GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO FROG/HUMAN BABY) IN ONE OF THOSE STUPID-BUT ENTERTAINING MAGAZINES-HAHAHA!! I'M A SINGLE DAD WITH A 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND FEEL AS THOUGH TOO MANY PARENTS ARE AFRAID OR EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT THEIR CHILD OR CHILDRENS MISTAKES!!! MAKES ME SICK!!!
7-11-2009 @ 12:06AM
maggie said...amen!!
7-10-2009 @ 2:35PM
David said...If the baby has pink eyes when it is born, it may have been from the pool
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7-10-2009 @ 2:13PM
JEANNIE said...WHAT? SURELY THIS IS A JOKE !
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7-10-2009 @ 4:39PM
Tammy said...Remind me to never get in a pool again LMAO
7-10-2009 @ 2:14PM
RhinoBarbarian said...If studity was a crime, this lady would be on death row.
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7-10-2009 @ 2:16PM
Dskys7 said...Sounds like mama 's been swimming in the shallow end of the sperm pool.
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7-10-2009 @ 3:51PM
Dave said...NO, she was diving in the shallow end of the pool, which explains a lot.
7-10-2009 @ 2:16PM
RhinoBarbarian said...And so would I if misspelling was a crime.
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7-10-2009 @ 3:19PM
Nancy DeSimone said...Wow, I'm ashamed of myself now! I edit medical reports and I didn't even notice. I had to read it several times to find the mistake! Goes to show what I've been trying to tell them - it is not easier than transcribing because our brains are wired to read a word as long as the first and last letter are right.
As for the pregnant girl, was she skinny dipping? Because not only would the super sperm that survived the chlorine have had to swim to her, if she was wearing a bathing suit, it would have had to get through that, too.
Also, if by some huge stretch of the imagination this did actually occur, how on earth would it be the fault of the hotel? Maybe their sperm detector was broken!!! (My brother-in-law used to tell my kids that he had a pee detector in his pool.)