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Children's Books That Will Never Exist
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Your favorite children's books are being renamed on Twitter. Credit: Dai Sugano / MCT
Laugh with us as we meander through a pretend book store
Ever dream of opening a bookstore? Yeah, us, too. We found these titles on Twitter, good for a momentary chuckle.
Here are our favorites.
A Beginner's Guide To Running With Scissors
Alice In Amsterdam
Anne Of Premium Cable
Are We There Yet?
Are You My Baby-Mama?
Bi-Curious George
Brown Bear, Brown Bear Where Do You Pee?
Bunnies And Tooth Fairies: A History Of Corporate Greed
Captain Frilly Underpants
Charlotte's Webcam
Clïfford The Big Red Communist
Cool Careers for Kids Who Aren't Very Smart
Crazy Like Mommy
Equations For Bedtime
Five Ways To Get Rid Of Your New Brother
Goodnight, Loon
Goodnight, Moonshine
Goodnight, Uranus
Green Eggs and Spambots
Hairy Potter
Harriet The Spy: Reality Show Producer
Harry Potter And The Kidney Stone
Heather's Two Mommies Have a Three-Way
Homework: The Alien Conspiracy
Hopped Up On Pop's Meth
Immanuel Kant: On Recess
Lord of the Onion Rings
Madeline's Last Tango in Paris
Make Way For Drunkards
Mary Poppins In Rehab
Mommy's Little Tax Deduction
My Daddy Takes His Hair Off At Night
Nancy Drew And The Baby Daddy Mystery
Oh, The Places You'll Never Go
Oh, The Things You'd Better Not Do If You Want To See A Dime of Your Inheritance
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning
Peter Panhandler
Pippi Fishnetstockings
Richard Scarry's Wonderful World Under the Bathroom Sink
Snow White Gone Wild
Son, You Were An Accident
Spitting Up And Vomiting: A User's Guide
Taxes for Toddlers
Temper Tantrums Made Easy
The Bi-Polar Express
The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe Malfunction
The Little Engine That Could, But Only If It Takes Its Ritalin
The Runaway Bunny On The Milk Carton
The Selfish Tree
The Velveeta Rabbit
The Velveteen Rabbi
The Very Hungry Hippy
The Very Suicidal Caterpillar
True Crime Stories: Of Stolen Lunch-Money
Waiting: What It's Good For
Where The Extension Cord Ends
Where The Wild Thangs Are: A Spike Lee Joint
Where The Wild Things Are: West Hollywood
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8-03-2009 @ 3:31PM
Will @ A Journey Round My Skull said...There is actually a book called *Kant fur Kinder* by Salomo Friedlaender (it's only in German, but I've always wondered what the age range might be).
I also found a children's book by Brecht and Grosz that probably should not exist (at one point God is put up against the wall and shot!) but does:
http://ajourneyroundmyskull.blogspot.com/2008/10/provoke-children-to-ask-questions-like.html
Will
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8-04-2009 @ 7:00AM
JS Huntlands said...Set in today’s day and time, Me and My Best Friend is about a young boy, his faithful companion and their exciting adventures.
Henry and Liam are the best of friends and they do everything together. They can run and play all day long. But when Henry the puppy gets tired and tries to take a nap, three-year-old Liam keeps waking him, wanting him to play some more. Will Henry get any rest?
Get your children involved with this beautifully illustrated book. Your child will love to match up words and pictures, and find Liam, who keeps hiding in his bedroom. Perfect for the young reader!
About the Author
J.S. Huntlands is the author of Nick Twisted Minds and is currently working on more books in this series, as well as 23 more books in the Me and My Best Friend series. Huntlands is a full-time writer, as well as a mom to a wonderful four-year-old boy. This book is dedicated to her son in hopes that he never forgets his best friend.
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8-04-2009 @ 7:45PM
Heidi said...Are we there yet? also in print - subtitled a journey around Australia it's by wonderful children's author, Alison Lester
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