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Love Twitter? So do we! It can be tough to keep tabs on all your favorite "Tweeters" from the "Twitterverse" -- but don't worry, we've got you covered! Here's our favorite parenting Tweets of the week, raw and uncensored, typos and all, just as you see them on Twitter. Follow ParentDish on Twitter to join the discussion (who knows, maybe we'll feature you here!).
CityMama stop asking me if i am dressing up for halloween. the answer is NO. a thousand times NO. #nov1cantcomesoonenough

DiagnosisUrine New bedtime strategy: Every time a kid comes down the stairs, I eat a piece of candy from their Halloween bag.

alexaflotsam I've become one of those people who has inappropriately passionate feelings about coffee.

mrskennedy HAMSTER BACK IN CUSTODY. Gave into his demands for fresh bedding and conjugal visits with the tortoise.

followthatdog trying to plan tomorrow night's dinner and just keep finding dessert recipes I want to try. Would it be bad to serve pie as the main course?
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