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Love Twitter? So do we! It can be tough to keep tabs on all your favorite "Tweeters" from the "Twitterverse" -- but don't worry, we've got you covered! Here's our favorite parenting Tweets of the week, raw and uncensored, typos and all, just as you see them on Twitter. Follow ParentDish on Twitter to join the discussion (who knows, maybe we'll feature you here!).
mamikaze
mamikaze coffee and cheetos. boo-yeah!
missfish
missfish Some guy just pulled up in his car and took the four soggy Jack o' lanterns I put out with the yard waste. WTH?
notthatyouasked
notthatyouasked No matter what size bottle I make, Lucy doesn't finish it. 8 oz? She drinks 6. 6 oz? She drinks 4. 4 oz? She drinks 3. HOW DOES SHE KNOW?
WinterDaisy
WinterDaisy Can only tweet from work for the next couple of days. What am I supposed to do at home? Clean!?
rockandrollmama
rockandrollmama Things I never like to hear: "Mommy! I poop on the COUCH!" And lord help me, it's true.


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Start by teaching him that it is safe to do so.