Twitter Follow Friday on ParentDish!
Love Twitter? So do we! It can be tough to keep tabs on all your favorite "Tweeters" from the "Twitterverse" -- but don't worry, we've got you covered! Here's our favorite parenting Tweets of the week, raw and uncensored, typos and all, just as you see them on Twitter. Follow ParentDish on Twitter to join the discussion (who knows, maybe we'll feature you here!).
KariDahlen One of the many things I don't understand about my youngest: he hates cold, yet puts his blankie in the freezer, then wears it like a scarf.
SelfishMom I'm making lunch for myself. & I feel like if I were my grandmother I would be making lunch for the handyman too. But I don't want to.
QueenOfTheRoad Husb has deglazed pan (whatever that means). It's boiling. Him: Step away for your own safety! (Shouldn't he be wearing safety goggles?)
fluidpudding is pretending she's doing something really important so Bad Playdate Mom doesn't approach her on the school parking lot.
MajorBedhead When I say pick up the carrots, I do NOT mean shove them into the crevices of the couch.
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