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Opinion: Sure, the Dog Video is Cute, But ...

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OK, the video of the kid getting sniffed into a giggling stupor by the ginormous Mastiff, Clydesdale or whatever-the-heck-that-thing-is-called is kind of cute.

Go ahead and forward it to 432,734,927.3 of your closest friends. It's been five minutes. They need another break from work.

There. I said it. Happy now?

A couple of weeks ago, I said I didn't find a popular video of a kid trapped behind a couch very funny. In fact, I said, it was a bit twisted. I went on to rag on other videos where adults find hurt or vulnerable children knee-slapping, coughing-up-phlegm hilarious.

As a result, I was told I was not a nice guy by more affable souls who compared me to a feminine hygiene product. (I may be a bit of a school marm, but such language!)

Put down your pitchforks and douse your torches, villagers. I actually like the dog video. OK, it's a little dangerous. I mean, have you seen the size of that beast? There must be talk of tearing down that dog and putting up a shopping mall.



And that kid is so little. Things could easily get out of hand. One wrong move, and the kid might have to spend 12 years of public school explaining the paw print on his face.

However, the mom or some other Responsible Adult is well within grabbing distance. The child could easily be pulled out of harm's way if the dog suddenly mistakes him for a Milk-Bone or starts tap dancing on his face.

Even this pinch-faced old school marm can crack a smile. Just this once.

Yet, I continue to shake my bony finger at our national freak show. My son asks me what's wrong with shows like "Jackass," where you can watch someone who more than lives up to the program's title, rocket sled into a tree. What's wrong with watching someone get his arm caught in a vending machine on "World's Dumbest?"

Hey, there's a steep hill, and Grandma's in her wheelchair! Grab the camera!

I keep thinking of "The Simpsons" episode where Homer defends the short film "Football in the Groin." ("But 'Football in the Groin' has a football in the groin!")

All this doesn't speak very highly of what it takes to amuse us. A giggling kid getting sniffed by a dog is funny. But is it really that funny? Is it Mark Twain, Groucho Marx or George Carlin funny? Is it worth spamming all of digital creation?

It's a judgment call, I agree. This particular video is not the best example for my thesis. The previous videos worked a lot better. This is rather sweet and benign. I think it's worth a smile and an "awww" -- when I'm not annoyed by the preponderance of adorable tots, kittens and cheesy jokes being forwarded by the truckload into my inbox.

All I'm saying is that we prize the the trivial and cutesy a little too much. And until children can sign legal consent forms, I think the less we share of their hijinks the better.

Then again, what the heck. That kid's giggling is infectious.

You can pick up your pitchforks again.

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Start by teaching him that it is safe to do so.