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Teddy Bear Needs a Vacation? Send Him on a Luxury Trip, While You Stay at Home
Filed under: Weird But True
Would you send your child's teddy bear on the trip of a lifetime? Credit: Michal Cizek, AFP / Getty Images
That's right -- tired teddy bears and stressed out soft toys can now leave their troubles behind for a whirlwind tour of northern Finland, topped off by a visit with Santa Claus. You read that right: This is strictly a trip for Teddy. Human? You'll have to stay at home.
Tour company Teddy Tours Lapland bills the expedition as "a trip that you and your cuddly friend will definitely remember for years to come," and offers a choice of either standard or luxury journeys for Teddy, each of which is led by a professional tour guide.
For an additional fee, Teddy Tours will provide a new bear, should your child not want to send her furry friend abroad. And sorry, but no matter how much your child wants to accompany his stuffed friend, the company's website notes, "people or living pets may not participate on these trips."
Extra cash just burning a hole in your pocket? The Standard Journey, which costs about $137, features a hotel stay in the town of Rovaniemi and a tour of the town's top sites, including the library, town hall and Lappia Hall Theatre, all designed by notable architect Alvar Aalto -- which we can only guess is aimed at pleasing even the most discerning stuffed animal.
Then, it's on to Santa Claus Village, where Teddy visits the Santa Claus Main Post Office to send a postcard home to his owner before crossing the Arctic Circle -- for which he receives an award certificate. At the end of the journey, Teddy visits the Santa Claus Office, where he meets with St. Nick for a photo op -- and receives a special gift to take home.
For about $50 more, Teddy can embark on the Luxury Journey, which, in the winter, adds a trip to the Arctic Circle Reindeer Farm where he can feed Santa's reindeer, and a snowmobile safari that offers ice fishing on the frozen waterway and soothing hot chocolate by the campfire. In the summer, the extras include a scenic horseback ride, lunch by the campfire and berry picking in season.
According to Teddy Tours, every moment of the bear's visit is ceremoniously photographed and filmed, so he will return home with a stack of vacation photos and videos to share with the family.
Seriously. And, here we thought garden gnomes were the only inanimate objects who got to indulge in frivolous world travel.
What do you think -- would you pay to send your child's favorite toy on holiday?
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ReaderComments (Page 1 of 2)
5-20-2010 @ 10:23AM
mom said...my son is 23 and yes I would send Ted on a trip. I can't afford to send my son.
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5-20-2010 @ 8:38PM
Paula said...I can't afford to take my family, but Bosley, my teddy of some 25 years, could go and bring back pictures. I might just let him!
5-20-2010 @ 9:18PM
victorianholiday said...Are you frickin' KIDDING me??????
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5-20-2010 @ 9:46PM
*LoUiSe* said...I bet they will take the bear and stuff it in a box somewhere for a few weeks...then send it back to you. The bear will be CGI'd into a few places they listed...just for effect and the pictures sent to you. I hear several hundred bears screaming SCAM from a box in the dusty corner of an old cottage in Finland right now.
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5-20-2010 @ 10:15PM
Lee said...this is so genious i'm beside myself because i didn't think of it!
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5-20-2010 @ 10:17PM
Lee said...genius* even
5-21-2010 @ 6:55AM
Lauren said...I think this is sortof a cute idea, but it's more than a bit over the top and overdone! And, really, like any travel agency would really send a teddy bear to all those places. I still think the best way for a teddy bear to "see" the sights during a vacation is from the view they get from a child's arms. Call me old-fashioned if you want ;-)
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5-21-2010 @ 12:16AM
blondie said...I think it would be great for children of means to allow their personal favs to take a vacation with a less fortunate children. Paying for teddys way would/could help defer the actual cost for the child in need.
7-20-2010 @ 11:17PM
Bri said...is it insane that i might do this? i think it would be soo cool to send my toys on a trip.
i'm 24 years old and i have an entire room full of toys that my husband either bought for me, won for me at a carnival, or in one of those claw games at the super market. don't worry my kids are the ones that play with them(mostly ;).
we travel a lot and it would be nice to put the toys vacay pix in the photo albums with ours so that the kids know the ones that didn't come with us had a good time too.
sure it's a bit pricey but who can't put a tag on memories?
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5-21-2010 @ 5:07AM
Lisa said...Bri, to answer your question...yes. "Toys vacay pics"??? THEY ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS!!! You're 24? That explains alot.
5-20-2010 @ 11:04PM
grace said...what an incredible waste of money, but i guess there's a sucker born every minute. to bad these suckers didn't choose to give their dispensible money to someone in need
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5-20-2010 @ 11:16PM
heidi said...What a scam but there are people out there stupid enough to actually do it.
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5-20-2010 @ 11:56PM
All Winners LOVE Winners said...My ETERNAL Teddy(-:
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5-21-2010 @ 6:52AM
Andrea said...I agree with Lee. What a brilliant scheme. The cost is not outrageous so it would seem there are a lot of people that might consider doing it. Anyone want to send their toys for a Summer vacation at the New England shore? Andrea's Tours is at your service.
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5-21-2010 @ 12:19AM
vhmaull said...There must be a way for this to be a win win.
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5-21-2010 @ 12:25AM
buschsalez said...I think its would just piss alot of people off to think that they didnt think this idea would work, but it is, and someones getting rich off it. -just the honest truth. so people would say "are you kidding me"
but if it costed like 10 bucks max? everyone would think this is a cute great idea. am i right?
-jason
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5-21-2010 @ 1:07AM
Erica said...Are you serious ............. ?
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5-22-2010 @ 10:27AM
Pat said...I am with you. If they have that kind of money to spend, contribute it for a child to go to camp or and amusement park.
5-21-2010 @ 7:23AM
Lisa said...Now this is a joke right? Hello?? It's by far one of the most ridiculous things i have ever heard!! Teddy's going on a trip alright right into a box,while you pay for someone to enjoy a vacation!!
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6-07-2010 @ 12:07AM
bill said...There is a similar one to send your teddy bear on a trip to the big city in New York!. It's called Furry Friends Tours.