Little kids are just so ... literal. Credit: Getty ImagesA Republican walks into a bar in Idaho with a frog on his head. Bartender says, "Where'd you get that?" The frog responds, "This is Idaho. They're everywhere." Tap. Tap. Is this thing...Children can't take sarcasm because they're too little. What's your excuse?
David Letterman keeps his personal life pretty quiet. He's a famous guy with a longtime girlfriend and a child, but you never really hear about them. But leave it to Oprah Winfrey to get him to open up a little about his life, including his role as...